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Funny Zoidberg Quotes By Ann Brashares: I can't wait for you forever, she found

I can't wait for you forever, she found herself thinking as she lay in bed most mornings, thinking about her dreams, waiting for her alarm to ring. — Ann Brashares

Funny Zoidberg Quotes By Jessica Alba: My parents were young and liberal and knew

My parents were young and liberal and knew I was going to drink anyway, so they let me do it at home. — Jessica Alba

Funny Zoidberg Quotes By Bill Bryson: Yugoslavian hotel: "The flattening of underwear with pleasure

Yugoslavian hotel: "The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid. Turn to her straightaway. — Bill Bryson

Funny Zoidberg Quotes By Patti Smith: I'd try to write my poems in a

I'd try to write my poems in a certain rhythm. I had my rock 'n' roll stuff for performing and my denser stuff for writing. — Patti Smith

Funny Zoidberg Quotes By Neil Gaiman: A short story is the ultimate close-up magic

A short story is the ultimate close-up magic trick
a couple of thousand words to take you around the universe or break your heart. — Neil Gaiman

Funny Zoidberg Quotes By Socrates: The mind is the pilot of the soul.

The mind is the pilot of the soul. — Socrates

Funny Zoidberg Quotes By Henny Youngman: Farrah's dressing room was next to mine. There

Farrah's dressing room was next to mine. There was a little hole in the wall. I let her look. — Henny Youngman

Funny Zoidberg Quotes By Richard Dennis: You should always have a worst case point.

You should always have a worst case point. The only choice should be to get out quicker. — Richard Dennis

Funny Zoidberg Quotes By Ronald Reagan: I was alarmed at my doctor's report: He

I was alarmed at my doctor's report: He said I was sound as a dollar. — Ronald Reagan

Funny Zoidberg Quotes By Samuel Butler: Words are like money; there is nothing so

Words are like money; there is nothing so useless, unless when in actual use. — Samuel Butler

Funny Zoidberg Quotes By David Ogden Stiers: Writing is hard work. Generating stories that catch

Writing is hard work. Generating stories that catch people's attention and holding it are very difficult. — David Ogden Stiers

Funny Zoidberg Quotes By Cath Crowley: You're always saying people don't like you but

You're always saying people don't like you but people can't like something that's not there. — Cath Crowley