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When you bump into your own mom at an orgy, it's hard not to get her to read into certain things. — Russell Brand

Funny Your Mom Quotes By Hasil Paudyal: Congratulations to your mom and dad for birth

Congratulations to your mom and dad for birth of a sweet child!

Sorry that I couldn't wish them when you were born. — Hasil Paudyal

Funny Your Mom Quotes By Connor Franta: It's funny reading about how I behaved in

It's funny reading about how I behaved in the days before memories formed. So thanks for that input, Mom and Dad - wasn't so bad after all. — Connor Franta

Funny Your Mom Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: My mom took me to a dog show

My mom took me to a dog show and I won!! — Rodney Dangerfield

Funny Your Mom Quotes By Danielle Joseph: Cake is for the weak, Mom always says.

Cake is for the weak, Mom always says. Funny, I thought it was for birthdays. — Danielle Joseph

Funny Your Mom Quotes By Rachel DeWoskin: Whenever anyone finds out there are seven kids

Whenever anyone finds out there are seven kids in my family, the imagine my mom and dad having sex. — Rachel DeWoskin

Funny Your Mom Quotes By Bob Saget: My dad's like, If your mom and I

My dad's like, If your mom and I are having sex and we videotape it and she falls out of bed funny, can I win ten-thousand dollars? — Bob Saget

Funny Your Mom Quotes By Jonathan Safran Foer: Fuck You!' [Oskar said] 'Exuse me!' [His mom

Fuck You!' [Oskar said] 'Exuse me!' [His mom said] 'Sorry. I mean, screw you.' 'You need a time-out!' 'I need a mausoleum! — Jonathan Safran Foer

Funny Your Mom Quotes By L.R.W. Lee: How do you know you're a mom? If

How do you know you're a mom? If you never have a Kleenex in your purse when YOU need it? L. R. W. Lee — L.R.W. Lee

Funny Your Mom Quotes By John Green: She's cute, I thought, but you don't need

She's cute, I thought, but you don't need to like a girl who treats you like you're ten: You've already got a mom. — John Green

Funny Your Mom Quotes By Eric Stonestreet: My mom's passionate and energetic and very funny

My mom's passionate and energetic and very funny and enthusiastic. — Eric Stonestreet

Funny Your Mom Quotes By George Lopez: Angie, I've seen my mom wrestle two cops

Angie, I've seen my mom wrestle two cops to the ground with a taser dart in her neck, and you cry when your shoes pinch. Good luck, Bambi! — George Lopez

Funny Your Mom Quotes By Kate Clinton: Moms Mabley said you have to say good

Moms Mabley said you have to say good things about the dead. I say, 'He's dead. Good.' — Kate Clinton

Funny Your Mom Quotes By George Lopez: At the factory, I deal with ex-cons, substance

At the factory, I deal with ex-cons, substance abusers, and sexual harassers. And I'm not just talking about my mom. — George Lopez

Funny Your Mom Quotes By Tina Fey: You know who DOES have a funny bone

You know who DOES have a funny bone in her body? Your Mom every night for a dollar! — Tina Fey

Funny Your Mom Quotes By Trisha Yearwood: It's funny, the whole cooking thing came out

It's funny, the whole cooking thing came out of just a random thought of writing a cookbook with my mom and my sister for fun ... — Trisha Yearwood

Funny Your Mom Quotes By Nyrae Dawn: You're doing fucking awesome, Colt whispers in my

You're doing fucking awesome, Colt whispers in my ear and I can't help but smile at that. Only he would use the word 'fuck' at my mom's funeral. — Nyrae Dawn

Funny Your Mom Quotes By Alison Bechdel: Mom, how come you never go outside?""I told

Mom, how come you never go outside?"
"I told you, I'm a vampire. — Alison Bechdel

Funny Your Mom Quotes By Robert Breault: There is a time early in life when

There is a time early in life when there seem to be countless reasons for happiness, and then you discover your mom is making them up. — Robert Breault