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I'm sure the other kids wouldn't mind not being lectured by another toddler over the virtues of sharing and the mental benefits of toy blocks. — Hayden Thorne

For many young girls, having a horse of their own ranks high on the scale of importance, right up there with breathing. — Kim Meeder

I saw a young boy eating an ice cream cone, ... I smashed it in his face. You know that kid is going to remember me when he's 50. — Dane Cook

Don't try and make me feel better, Alex. I hate you."
"I hate you, too. — Simone Elkeles

You know your girlfriend is too young when she'll do everything in bed but go upside down because it's too scary. — Daniel Tosh

This is Sailor Supergirl," George says. "She knows all about black holes. — Huntley Fitzpatrick

It's a funny feeling to work with people who you consider your colleagues and to realize that they actually are young enough to be your children. — Alan Alda

Whatever else the entity was, Young was starting to suspect it was also part cockroach. — J. Fally

No bikinis on a first date." He nods. "I'm sure that's a rule. Or should be. For my sisters anyway. — Huntley Fitzpatrick

Commissioners are obsessed with young people, which is funny because they don't watch telly - only old people do. — Jennifer Saunders

She's packed her topside fundamentals so tight into her low-cut dress that it's only a matter of time before she busts her banks. — Moira Young

Sylvia grabs my sleeve. "He's a looker."
"I know. The problem is, he knows it, too. — Simone Elkeles

She would have to ride the nightmare in her sleep. Only that would keep it material, or enable her to dematerialize with it. — Piers Anthony

I think I could orgasm just looking at him, she moaned — Samantha Young

Leonard had let them go alone with the young boy who Ali was now convinced, was a couple falafel's short of a picnic — L.R. Currell

Scientist say that music can change the speed of a heartbeat. They failed to add: so can a text message. — Holly Smale

Those sweet lips. My, oh my, I could kiss those lips all night long.
Good things come to those who wait. — Jess C. Scott

A certain nervous disorder afflicting the young and inexperienced. — Ambrose Bierce

Rachel opened her mouth to respond, but the head cut her off. — Brandon Mull

It's just ... how do I put this? Maybe it's just hard for me to imagine turning down something that's so much harder for someone like me to find. — Liz Czukas

People worried too much about their children. Suffering when you're young is good for you. It immunized your body and soul ... — Jeannette Walls

A boy and a girl started dating after he backed his car into hers. They met by accident. — Adam Young

Being sued by your own record company, that's even better than receiving a Grammy — Neil Young

Funny story. A bunch of people -- the cult -- blame the appearance of abilities on the invention of the internet. — Alex Lane

I'm waiting with baited breath to hear that silver tongue of yours. — Jodie B. Cooper

Young men want to be faithful, and are not. Old men want to be faithless, and cannot. — Oscar Wilde

Right now Andy Larkin is pitching just like young Andy Larkin. — Jerry Coleman

The human body is the best work of art. — Jess C. Scott

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. — Criss Jami

Yes, from drinking too much beer and generally being a tyrannical egomaniac. — Sarah Dalton

Being a laborer with one hand is about as useful as being a sperm donor with one nut. — Devon McCormack

If you don't do anything stupid when you're young, you won't remember something funny when you're old. — Auliq Ice

Can you put your hands on my crotch?"
"Why, hell no, I cannot." I didn't remember anything like this happening in Pride and Prejudice. — Jennifer Echols

It's funny how your dead when people start listening. — The Band Perry

Look at the plucky young thing! She is trying to make a funny, said Lord Ambrose snidely. — Gail Carriger

It's funny how one life-changing event could make you forget what happiness felt like. — Christie Cote

When I turn back to Jase, he's again beaming at me. "You're nice." He sounds pleased, as if he hadn't expected this aspect of my personality. — Huntley Fitzpatrick

Young Frank Pastore may have pitched the biggest victory of 1979. Maybe the biggest victory of the year! — Jerry Coleman

What strikes me as funny about Elvis is that all the impersonators choose to do the Vegas Elvis, not the young, cool guy ... — Bill Hicks

I DON'T KNOW! I HAVE NO FREAKIN' IDEA. I'M ONLY FIFTEEN. I want my mom. — Jacquelyn Nicole Davis

Young feminists are a thrilling phenomenon: smart, bold, funny defenders of rights and claimers of space - and changers of the conversation. — Rebecca Solnit

Quip fast, die young. — Cassandra Clare

As a young girl, if you do something funny - especially if you're Jewish - someone says, 'Oh, have you seen Gilda Radner?' — Rachel Bloom

Every sweet, humble young model is only one campaign away from becoming a fashion monster. — Coco Rocha

When I first met you, you were just an annoying novice nurse. But I found out that you saved my life and now you're my little sister. Isn't it funny. — Kim Young-kwang

There's always time for arguin' when you're a Fuentes. — Simone Elkeles

I'm a bitter, sad, sour young man who makes a career out of hastling people with real careers. — Steve Martin

The young Dickens was so alive, so self-confident, so funny. — Claire Tomalin

It's not really wine," he said. "It's Diet Coke. And if anyone ever serves you brown wine with a foamy head, send it back. — Jennifer Echols

When I was young, I believed God was a woman because I couldn't come up with any other explanation as to why the universe was so tidy. — Matshona Dhliwayo

So if you are what you eat and you are as young as you feel, then I am a pizza, right out of the oven. — Tom Althouse

Marry me, he says. I got all my own teeth, I wash twice a year an I'll cut you in fer half the business here. — Moira Young

I had shaved my beard for her-a huge disappointment, because I'd enjoyed my three weeks looking like a bank robber. — Jennifer Echols

Funny how I was old enough by sixteen to drink, fight and vote, but even two years later I am to young to respect. — Amie Kaufman

It's funny, isn't it? When you are young you just want to be old, and then later you wish you could go back to being a kid. — Lauren Oliver

With rap, it's a funny thing. You can say things, and people can take 'em the way they wanna take 'em. — Young Jeezy

Remember when we was young, everybody used to have these arguments about who's better, Michael Jackson or Prince? Prince won! — Chris Rock

A text pops up on the screen. It's from Luis. I can't help but grin when I read his perfectly thought-out message.
Luis: Hey — Simone Elkeles

Cause if you were my girlfriend and a stud like me was livin' in your house, I'd kiss you in front of the guy every chance I got as a reminder. — Simone Elkeles

But there's no doubt that children have an innate sense of humor. No matter how young they are, they always know when something's really funny. — Tetsuko Kuroyanagi

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to be a dickhead. Well, I did. — Simone Elkeles

I wanted to remind you that you do not allow me to deliver boats, as I have been known to crash them. — Jennifer Echols

You look like a hot tamale."
"That's not really a compliment. — Simone Elkeles

Ben walks in the room and asks, "What were you guys doing?" Nikki says "Nothing" at the same time I say, "Your sister and I were just makin' out. — Simone Elkeles

Bizet was a very young man when he composed this symphony, so play it softly. — Eugene Ormandy

She ignores me, so I cup my hands over my mouth and do something I haven't done in years - barnyard sounds. — Simone Elkeles

The moment was surreal. A sometimes-autistic young man with two identities lecturing a room full of zombies on feelings and realities. — Jonathan Friesen

I love to make movies about young people - young scientists that are inventing things and all the writing they did was very funny and very true. — Vilmos Zsigmond

Don't you think you're quite young?'
'I'm twenty-one,' said Brida. 'If I wanted to start learning ballet, I'd be conseidered too old. — Paulo Coelho

Four young men in motorcycle jackets... set upon the man in khaki shorts and beat him unconscious with his own sandwich board. — Stephen King

This is a young man who is only 25, and you have to say, her has answered every question that has ever been asked. — David Coleman

Whoa, who was that?"
"Madison Stone," Kiara mutters.
"Introduce me to her."
"Why?"
Because I know it'll annoy the shit out of you. — Simone Elkeles

I don't know about Willie Davis. He's not as young as he used to be. — Jerry Coleman

What's with all those tattoos? Makes you look like a hooligan."
"I suspect I am a hooligan. — Simone Elkeles

To die famous is the goal of the immortal. To die young is the goal of the healthy. To die memorably is the goal of the survivor. — Bauvard

I want to see this video," I say.
"Seriously?" asks Tattoo. "Want popcorn too? — Susan Ee

Right. Because if you have trouble putting ketchup and mustard on a hot dog, you should totally move on to saving lives. — Huntley Fitzpatrick

All of the films I'm doing are young, urban, high-concept, funny films. That's the zone where I'd like to play and have fun in. — Vir Das

He was telling war stories. The funny, innocuous ones that made everyone forget that war could leave you without fingers, or legs, or a soul. — Sabrina Fedel

Like all great adventures, this one started with someone trying to get laid. King Menelaus didn't go to Troy for the baklava. — Mark Leiren-Young

Boys don't gossip."
"Pah! You don't know us as well as you think."
This was a disturbing prospect. — Jennifer Echols

Comedy is learning to be funny, and you learn to be funny in small rooms with young audiences. — Joan Rivers

I actually think the subject of young divorce is pretty funny; I'd like to write a movie about it. — Olivia Wilde

In my defense, I was young and there was an open bar. — Jonathan Tropper

I guess I like things that take time and attention. More worthwhile that way. — Huntley Fitzpatrick

What are you boys doing?" she asks, as if we're still little kids messing around.
"Arguin'," Carlos says matter-of-factly. — Simone Elkeles

It's funny the things you think will last forever when you're young. — J. Sterling

It's funny how seeing another person hurt can break you down faster than your own emotions -Audrey — Suzanne Young

Some people were just getting on with their lives, chatting, being young. It simply wouldn't do. — Russell Brand

Softball is what old men play to try to feel young again. — Patrick Wallace

Of course, Jules was not a wolf. She was an elephant. But Jules was a very young toy and she had never been to school to learn the difference. — Julie B. Campbell

How much did bro tell you?"
"Bro?"
"The White King. — Samantha Young

Look, if I were straight, you'd be grandparents before your time. You should be relieved that I'm gay. Aren't you grateful? — Hayden Thorne

This one's for Alaska Young! — John Green

You've got a big ego, Fuentes."
"That's not all I've got. — Simone Elkeles

What is your advice to young writers?"
"Drink, fuck and smoke plenty of cigarettes. — Charles Bukowski