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I'm sure the other kids wouldn't mind not being lectured by another toddler over the virtues of sharing and the mental benefits of toy blocks.
— Hayden Thorne
You know your girlfriend is too young when she'll do everything in bed but go upside down because it's too scary.
— Daniel Tosh
This is Sailor Supergirl," George says. "She knows all about black holes.
— Huntley Fitzpatrick
No bikinis on a first date." He nods. "I'm sure that's a rule. Or should be. For my sisters anyway.
— Huntley Fitzpatrick
Commissioners are obsessed with young people, which is funny because they don't watch telly - only old people do.
— Jennifer Saunders
She would have to ride the nightmare in her sleep. Only that would keep it material, or enable her to dematerialize with it.
— Piers Anthony
I think I could orgasm just looking at him, she moaned
— Samantha Young
Leonard had let them go alone with the young boy who Ali was now convinced, was a couple falafel's short of a picnic
— L.R. Currell
Scientist say that music can change the speed of a heartbeat. They failed to add: so can a text message.
— Holly Smale
Those sweet lips. My, oh my, I could kiss those lips all night long.Good things come to those who wait. — Jess C. Scott
A certain nervous disorder afflicting the young and inexperienced.
— Ambrose Bierce
People worried too much about their children. Suffering when you're young is good for you. It immunized your body and soul ...
— Jeannette Walls
A boy and a girl started dating after he backed his car into hers. They met by accident.
— Adam Young
I'm waiting with baited breath to hear that silver tongue of yours.
— Jodie B. Cooper
Right now Andy Larkin is pitching just like young Andy Larkin.
— Jerry Coleman
The human body is the best work of art.
— Jess C. Scott
Being a laborer with one hand is about as useful as being a sperm donor with one nut.
— Devon McCormack
If you don't do anything stupid when you're young, you won't remember something funny when you're old.
— Auliq Ice
Can you put your hands on my crotch?""Why, hell no, I cannot." I didn't remember anything like this happening in Pride and Prejudice. — Jennifer Echols
It's funny how your dead when people start listening.
— The Band Perry
Look at the plucky young thing! She is trying to make a funny, said Lord Ambrose snidely.
— Gail Carriger
It's funny how one life-changing event could make you forget what happiness felt like.
— Christie Cote
When I turn back to Jase, he's again beaming at me. "You're nice." He sounds pleased, as if he hadn't expected this aspect of my personality.
— Huntley Fitzpatrick
Young Frank Pastore may have pitched the biggest victory of 1979. Maybe the biggest victory of the year!
— Jerry Coleman
I DON'T KNOW! I HAVE NO FREAKIN' IDEA. I'M ONLY FIFTEEN. I want my mom.
— Jacquelyn Nicole Davis
Young feminists are a thrilling phenomenon: smart, bold, funny defenders of rights and claimers of space - and changers of the conversation.
— Rebecca Solnit
Quip fast, die young.
— Cassandra Clare
As a young girl, if you do something funny - especially if you're Jewish - someone says, 'Oh, have you seen Gilda Radner?'
— Rachel Bloom
Every sweet, humble young model is only one campaign away from becoming a fashion monster.
— Coco Rocha
When I first met you, you were just an annoying novice nurse. But I found out that you saved my life and now you're my little sister. Isn't it funny.
— Kim Young-kwang
There's always time for arguin' when you're a Fuentes.
— Simone Elkeles
I'm a bitter, sad, sour young man who makes a career out of hastling people with real careers.
— Steve Martin
The young Dickens was so alive, so self-confident, so funny.
— Claire Tomalin
It's not really wine," he said. "It's Diet Coke. And if anyone ever serves you brown wine with a foamy head, send it back.
— Jennifer Echols
When I was young, I believed God was a woman because I couldn't come up with any other explanation as to why the universe was so tidy.
— Matshona Dhliwayo
So if you are what you eat and you are as young as you feel, then I am a pizza, right out of the oven.
— Tom Althouse
Marry me, he says. I got all my own teeth, I wash twice a year an I'll cut you in fer half the business here.
— Moira Young
I had shaved my beard for her-a huge disappointment, because I'd enjoyed my three weeks looking like a bank robber.
— Jennifer Echols
Funny how I was old enough by sixteen to drink, fight and vote, but even two years later I am to young to respect.
— Amie Kaufman
It's funny, isn't it? When you are young you just want to be old, and then later you wish you could go back to being a kid.
— Lauren Oliver
With rap, it's a funny thing. You can say things, and people can take 'em the way they wanna take 'em.
— Young Jeezy
A text pops up on the screen. It's from Luis. I can't help but grin when I read his perfectly thought-out message.Luis: Hey — Simone Elkeles
Cause if you were my girlfriend and a stud like me was livin' in your house, I'd kiss you in front of the guy every chance I got as a reminder.
— Simone Elkeles
But there's no doubt that children have an innate sense of humor. No matter how young they are, they always know when something's really funny.
— Tetsuko Kuroyanagi
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to be a dickhead. Well, I did.
— Simone Elkeles
I wanted to remind you that you do not allow me to deliver boats, as I have been known to crash them.
— Jennifer Echols
You look like a hot tamale.""That's not really a compliment. — Simone Elkeles
Ben walks in the room and asks, "What were you guys doing?" Nikki says "Nothing" at the same time I say, "Your sister and I were just makin' out.
— Simone Elkeles
She ignores me, so I cup my hands over my mouth and do something I haven't done in years - barnyard sounds.
— Simone Elkeles
The moment was surreal. A sometimes-autistic young man with two identities lecturing a room full of zombies on feelings and realities.
— Jonathan Friesen
I love to make movies about young people - young scientists that are inventing things and all the writing they did was very funny and very true.
— Vilmos Zsigmond
Don't you think you're quite young?''I'm twenty-one,' said Brida. 'If I wanted to start learning ballet, I'd be conseidered too old. — Paulo Coelho
Four young men in motorcycle jackets... set upon the man in khaki shorts and beat him unconscious with his own sandwich board.
— Stephen King
This is a young man who is only 25, and you have to say, her has answered every question that has ever been asked.
— David Coleman
Whoa, who was that?""Madison Stone," Kiara mutters.
"Introduce me to her."
"Why?"
Because I know it'll annoy the shit out of you. — Simone Elkeles
What's with all those tattoos? Makes you look like a hooligan.""I suspect I am a hooligan. — Simone Elkeles
Right. Because if you have trouble putting ketchup and mustard on a hot dog, you should totally move on to saving lives.
— Huntley Fitzpatrick
He was telling war stories. The funny, innocuous ones that made everyone forget that war could leave you without fingers, or legs, or a soul.
— Sabrina Fedel
Like all great adventures, this one started with someone trying to get laid. King Menelaus didn't go to Troy for the baklava.
— Mark Leiren-Young
Boys don't gossip.""Pah! You don't know us as well as you think."
This was a disturbing prospect. — Jennifer Echols
Comedy is learning to be funny, and you learn to be funny in small rooms with young audiences.
— Joan Rivers
I actually think the subject of young divorce is pretty funny; I'd like to write a movie about it.
— Olivia Wilde
In my defense, I was young and there was an open bar.
— Jonathan Tropper
I guess I like things that take time and attention. More worthwhile that way.
— Huntley Fitzpatrick
What are you boys doing?" she asks, as if we're still little kids messing around."Arguin'," Carlos says matter-of-factly. — Simone Elkeles
It's funny how seeing another person hurt can break you down faster than your own emotions -Audrey
— Suzanne Young
Some people were just getting on with their lives, chatting, being young. It simply wouldn't do.
— Russell Brand
Softball is what old men play to try to feel young again.
— Patrick Wallace
Of course, Jules was not a wolf. She was an elephant. But Jules was a very young toy and she had never been to school to learn the difference.
— Julie B. Campbell
How much did bro tell you?""Bro?"
"The White King. — Samantha Young
Look, if I were straight, you'd be grandparents before your time. You should be relieved that I'm gay. Aren't you grateful?
— Hayden Thorne
This one's for Alaska Young!
— John Green
You've got a big ego, Fuentes.""That's not all I've got. — Simone Elkeles
