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Funny You Are Stupid Quotes By Jacques LeBlanc: I do not like this word "bomb." It

I do not like this word "bomb." It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding. — Jacques LeBlanc

Funny You Are Stupid Quotes By Hideaki Sorachi: Kondo: Do you have any idea how stupid

Kondo: Do you have any idea how stupid we are?!
Kagura: Don't underestimate us! — Hideaki Sorachi

Funny You Are Stupid Quotes By Jim Lehrer: Most of the gaffes I've made have not

Most of the gaffes I've made have not been funny - they've been stupid. — Jim Lehrer

Funny You Are Stupid Quotes By Will Christopher Baer: I am so stupid, so easily fooled. It's

I am so stupid, so easily fooled. It's really almost funny. If I could lift a finger I would gladly kill myself. — Will Christopher Baer

Funny You Are Stupid Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: 2-in-1 is a stupid term, because 1 is

2-in-1 is a stupid term, because 1 is not big enough to hold 2. That's why 2 was created. — Mitch Hedberg

Funny You Are Stupid Quotes By Leah Broadby: If we all learnt cat-speak, we would often

If we all learnt cat-speak, we would often find they are saying, "You stupid human, I am trying to tell you something important right now! — Leah Broadby

Funny You Are Stupid Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: I come from a stupid family. My father

I come from a stupid family. My father worked in a bank. They caught him stealing pens. — Rodney Dangerfield

Funny You Are Stupid Quotes By Barack Obama: But you see, a rich country like America

But you see, a rich country like America can perhaps afford to be stupid. — Barack Obama

Funny You Are Stupid Quotes By Kevin Hart: I gotta stop saying "how stupid could you

I gotta stop saying "how stupid could you be?" I'm beginning to feel like people are taking as a challenge — Kevin Hart

Funny You Are Stupid Quotes By Taylor Adams: Funny how the stupid shit we do for

Funny how the stupid shit we do for those we love hardens into legend. — Taylor Adams

Funny You Are Stupid Quotes By David Beckham: I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but

I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. — David Beckham

Funny You Are Stupid Quotes By Mac Miller: I be goofy, kinda funny. Acting stupid but

I be goofy, kinda funny. Acting stupid but they love me. — Mac Miller

Funny You Are Stupid Quotes By Hedy Lamarr: Any girl can be glamorous. All you have

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. — Hedy Lamarr

Funny You Are Stupid Quotes By Chanel West Coast: I'm just saying stupid, funny things when I'm

I'm just saying stupid, funny things when I'm hanging out on the TV show. When I'm making music I'm in a completely different zone. — Chanel West Coast

Funny You Are Stupid Quotes By Bill Cosby: A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's

A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice. — Bill Cosby

Funny You Are Stupid Quotes By Lloyd Alexander: -"He loved her ... It was noble of

-"He loved her ... It was noble of him. It was beautiful."
-"It was stupid. — Lloyd Alexander

Funny You Are Stupid Quotes By Michael Bassey Johnson: If heaven was created only for the most

If heaven was created only for the most stupid clown, then Mr Bean could have been the only righteous man on earth. — Michael Bassey Johnson

Funny You Are Stupid Quotes By Joy Behar: Comedians usually are rooting for the underdog. I

Comedians usually are rooting for the underdog. I mean to take a shot at an underdog I think is really stupid and low and not funny. — Joy Behar

Funny You Are Stupid Quotes By Caroline George: Are you real?" Stupid. Of course he's real."Yes,

Are you real?" Stupid. Of course he's real.
"Yes, Julie. I'm not the mystical man from your dreams. — Caroline George

Funny You Are Stupid Quotes By Nalini Singh: Sometimes he hated that voice in his brain,

Sometimes he hated that voice in his brain, the one that slapped him upside the head anytime he got too stupid. Funny, it happened a lot with Sienna. — Nalini Singh

Funny You Are Stupid Quotes By Dave Attell: Are you shooting webs of stupid at me?

Are you shooting webs of stupid at me? — Dave Attell

Funny You Are Stupid Quotes By L. H. Cosway: Sometimes I wish my brain didn't always have

Sometimes I wish my brain didn't always have to warn me about things. Stupid people seem to live such easy, carefree lives. — L. H. Cosway

Funny You Are Stupid Quotes By Tera Lynn Childs: Stupid male ego.

Stupid male ego. — Tera Lynn Childs

Funny You Are Stupid Quotes By Frankie Boyle: It turns out your not dyslexic, your just

It turns out your not dyslexic, your just really really stupid. — Frankie Boyle

Funny You Are Stupid Quotes By John Wayne: Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid.

Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid. — John Wayne

Funny You Are Stupid Quotes By Dani Alexander: Hard-ons don't make you think less. They make

Hard-ons don't make you think less. They make you think stupid. — Dani Alexander

Funny You Are Stupid Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: Once I pulled a job, I was so

Once I pulled a job, I was so stupid. I picked a guy's pocket on an airplane and made a run for it. — Rodney Dangerfield

Funny You Are Stupid Quotes By Me: Life is like a potato. Well, at least

Life is like a potato. Well, at least my life is. — Me

Funny You Are Stupid Quotes By Christina Grimmie: Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that's

Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that's who you are. Don't try to be someone that society wants you to be, that's stupid. So be yourself — Christina Grimmie

Funny You Are Stupid Quotes By Martin Freeman: Why does everyone have to pretend to be

Why does everyone have to pretend to be stupid and not know long words? — Martin Freeman

Funny You Are Stupid Quotes By Ljupka Cvetanova: You can make fun of yourself and people

You can make fun of yourself and people will laugh at you. If you're smart, you'll end up as a comedian. If you're not, you'll end up as a clown. — Ljupka Cvetanova

Funny You Are Stupid Quotes By April Henry: Who's stupid now, Jimbo?!

Who's stupid now, Jimbo?! — April Henry

Funny You Are Stupid Quotes By Hillary Rodham Clinton: I'm not going to have some reporters pawing

I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president. — Hillary Rodham Clinton

Funny You Are Stupid Quotes By Alan Bennett: Had your forefathers, Wigglesworth, been as stupid as

Had your forefathers, Wigglesworth, been as stupid as you are, the human race would never have succeeded in procreating itself. — Alan Bennett

Funny You Are Stupid Quotes By Al Gore: I didn't realize I was in a Buddhist

I didn't realize I was in a Buddhist temple. — Al Gore

Funny You Are Stupid Quotes By Christopher Moore: For it is written that if the wise

For it is written that if the wise man appears always stupid, his failures do not disappoint, and his success gives pleasant surprise. — Christopher Moore

Funny You Are Stupid Quotes By Rick Riordan: Like your zodiac sign? Percy asked. 'I'm a

Like your zodiac sign? Percy asked. 'I'm a Leo.
'No, stupid,' Leo said. I'm a Leo. You're a Percy. — Rick Riordan

Funny You Are Stupid Quotes By Terry Jones: The funny thing about history is that we

The funny thing about history is that we imagine that people didn't laugh in the old days, but of course they did, at stupid things. — Terry Jones

Funny You Are Stupid Quotes By Rebecca West: Their faces were clay-coloured and featureless, yet not

Their faces were clay-coloured and featureless, yet not stupid; they might have been shrewd turnips. — Rebecca West

Funny You Are Stupid Quotes By Azhly Antenor: I won't let my best friends do silly,stupid,annoying,funny

I won't let my best friends do silly,stupid,annoying,funny things
-WITHOUT ME!!!!!!!!!! — Azhly Antenor

Funny You Are Stupid Quotes By Beth Fantaskey: Stupid Romanian bloodsucker. He was lucky I hadn't

Stupid Romanian bloodsucker. He was lucky I hadn't bestowed another exalted scar on his imperial body. — Beth Fantaskey

Funny You Are Stupid Quotes By Brian Littrell: I've always tried to be funny, or stupid,

I've always tried to be funny, or stupid, or whatever. I love making people laugh and I think it comes quite naturally to me. — Brian Littrell

Funny You Are Stupid Quotes By P.S. Berryman: I think he fucked me stupid- McKenzie Matthews-

I think he fucked me stupid- McKenzie Matthews- Being Beckett's — P.S. Berryman

Funny You Are Stupid Quotes By Cole Gibsen: This stupid toaster is ruining my life!

This stupid toaster is ruining my life! — Cole Gibsen