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I do not like this word "bomb." It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding. — Jacques LeBlanc

Kondo: Do you have any idea how stupid we are?!
Kagura: Don't underestimate us! — Hideaki Sorachi

Most of the gaffes I've made have not been funny - they've been stupid. — Jim Lehrer

I am so stupid, so easily fooled. It's really almost funny. If I could lift a finger I would gladly kill myself. — Will Christopher Baer

2-in-1 is a stupid term, because 1 is not big enough to hold 2. That's why 2 was created. — Mitch Hedberg

If we all learnt cat-speak, we would often find they are saying, "You stupid human, I am trying to tell you something important right now! — Leah Broadby

I come from a stupid family. My father worked in a bank. They caught him stealing pens. — Rodney Dangerfield

But you see, a rich country like America can perhaps afford to be stupid. — Barack Obama

I gotta stop saying "how stupid could you be?" I'm beginning to feel like people are taking as a challenge — Kevin Hart

Funny how the stupid shit we do for those we love hardens into legend. — Taylor Adams

I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. — David Beckham

I be goofy, kinda funny. Acting stupid but they love me. — Mac Miller

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. — Hedy Lamarr

I'm just saying stupid, funny things when I'm hanging out on the TV show. When I'm making music I'm in a completely different zone. — Chanel West Coast

A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice. — Bill Cosby

-"He loved her ... It was noble of him. It was beautiful."
-"It was stupid. — Lloyd Alexander

If heaven was created only for the most stupid clown, then Mr Bean could have been the only righteous man on earth. — Michael Bassey Johnson

Comedians usually are rooting for the underdog. I mean to take a shot at an underdog I think is really stupid and low and not funny. — Joy Behar

Are you real?" Stupid. Of course he's real.
"Yes, Julie. I'm not the mystical man from your dreams. — Caroline George

Sometimes he hated that voice in his brain, the one that slapped him upside the head anytime he got too stupid. Funny, it happened a lot with Sienna. — Nalini Singh

Are you shooting webs of stupid at me? — Dave Attell

Sometimes I wish my brain didn't always have to warn me about things. Stupid people seem to live such easy, carefree lives. — L. H. Cosway

Stupid male ego. — Tera Lynn Childs

It turns out your not dyslexic, your just really really stupid. — Frankie Boyle

Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid. — John Wayne

Hard-ons don't make you think less. They make you think stupid. — Dani Alexander

Once I pulled a job, I was so stupid. I picked a guy's pocket on an airplane and made a run for it. — Rodney Dangerfield

Life is like a potato. Well, at least my life is. — Me

Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that's who you are. Don't try to be someone that society wants you to be, that's stupid. So be yourself — Christina Grimmie

Why does everyone have to pretend to be stupid and not know long words? — Martin Freeman

You can make fun of yourself and people will laugh at you. If you're smart, you'll end up as a comedian. If you're not, you'll end up as a clown. — Ljupka Cvetanova

Who's stupid now, Jimbo?! — April Henry

I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president. — Hillary Rodham Clinton

Had your forefathers, Wigglesworth, been as stupid as you are, the human race would never have succeeded in procreating itself. — Alan Bennett

I didn't realize I was in a Buddhist temple. — Al Gore

For it is written that if the wise man appears always stupid, his failures do not disappoint, and his success gives pleasant surprise. — Christopher Moore

Like your zodiac sign? Percy asked. 'I'm a Leo.
'No, stupid,' Leo said. I'm a Leo. You're a Percy. — Rick Riordan

The funny thing about history is that we imagine that people didn't laugh in the old days, but of course they did, at stupid things. — Terry Jones

Their faces were clay-coloured and featureless, yet not stupid; they might have been shrewd turnips. — Rebecca West

I won't let my best friends do silly,stupid,annoying,funny things
-WITHOUT ME!!!!!!!!!! — Azhly Antenor

Stupid Romanian bloodsucker. He was lucky I hadn't bestowed another exalted scar on his imperial body. — Beth Fantaskey

I've always tried to be funny, or stupid, or whatever. I love making people laugh and I think it comes quite naturally to me. — Brian Littrell

I think he fucked me stupid- McKenzie Matthews- Being Beckett's — P.S. Berryman

This stupid toaster is ruining my life! — Cole Gibsen