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As I may or may not say to the Lord on Judgment Day, "You ask a lot of questions for someone who has so much explaining to do"
— Robert Breault
When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?
— Billy Connolly
Thomas was sick of being accused of knowing things.
— James Dashner
No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.
— Freddie Mercury
(About a cookbook ... )- What about this one? Maids of Honor?
- Weeelll, they starts OUT as Maids of Honor ... but they ends up Tarts. — Terry Pratchett
I can see why they named that ballet the Nutcracker. It's gotta hurt having 'em crushed in something that tight.
— Mark A. Cooper
Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
— Francois De La Rochefoucauld
When someone gives you advice, just ask them to give it in writing and they will either keep mum or will run from there.
— Amit Kalantri
Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend.
— Corey Ford
Writers don't get mad they get even in their novels.
— Candace C. Bowen
Life is too fleet for onomatopoeia.
— Mervyn Peake