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I sank into a chair and mopped the frontal bone. Not for many a long day had I been in such a doodah — P.G. Wodehouse

Never depend on single income. Make investment to create a second source. — Warren Buffett

There are simply no shortcuts in the long run. — Frank Sonnenberg

Writers and other artists are mostly just historians, produced by nature to describe, decipher and thus historically represent the universe. — Robert Black

Reading civilized the inner life. — Mason Cooley

Never trust a man who can dance. — E.L. James

I wrote a novel for my degree, and I'm very happy I didn't submit that to a publisher. I sympathize with my professors who had to read it. — David Eddings

To expect the world to receive a new truth, or even an old truth, without challenging it, is to look for one of those miracles which do not occur. — Alfred Russel Wallace

I don't think I want to transition into being a recording artist for the rest of my life or anything like that, but it's something I'd like to try. — Laura Osnes

What looks good now is guaranteed to embarrass you twenty years down the line, which is, of course, the whole problem with fashion. — David Sedaris

My private life is private. — Cynthia Nixon

When we consider the works of creation, and think of the power manifested in them, we are contemplating the power of redemption. — Ellet J. Waggoner

With Guard and Reserve units, you can end up with a lot of people from one part of the country dying in one day, and that gets people's attention. — Lawrence Korb

Thank you, God. Pete seems way uptight, but he doesn't seem like a hateful ass clown. Many thanks. Over and out. — Kim Holden

And that Michael Irvin would care more about his wardrobe than I would? — Lisa Guerrero