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Do you want to be mesmermized by the physical phenomenon? — Scott Steiner

Sir! Sir! I'm afraid your music is just too loud! — CM Punk

Why don't you say "What?" if you like to sleep with your own sister. — The Undertaker

And then all of a sudden, you're doing jumping jacks, you're happy, because Kane can talk. The Big Red Retard can finally speak. — Dwayne Johnson

I really like it. I really, really like it. Ah, ah, ah, ah ... buried alive ... buried alive. — Mick Foley

You're not funny and nobody likes you! — CM Punk

You're only half the man that I am, and I have half the brain that you do. — Sid Vicious

ECW stands for Extremely Crappy Wrestling. — Jerry Lawler

Fashion advice from the Tooth Fairy, that's great. — John Cena

Yeah. Some people just don't understand when their facial hair starts to look ridiculous. — Daniel Bryan

What's twelve inches long and hangs in front on ass, Mankind's tie. — Jerry Lawler

You've got a man-beast, and a ho-beast. — Chris Jericho

Now I've wrestled alotta countries! — Scott Steiner

Heath Slater, or the chick from Wendy's — John Cena

It's looks like someone slapped you in the face with a fruit roll-up or something! — Daniel Bryan

I'm bi-lots of things but lingual isn't one of them. Wait, did I mean to say that? — Triple H

Can I wear your blazer? — CM Punk

What am I thankful for? MY POLKA DOTS!! — Dusty Rhodes

I'm no expert, Rock, but I don't think I have any poontang ... to give you. — Mick Foley

I see no women out here, and you're chanting about a male organ, now tell me who's the fruit booty? — John Layfield

You wanna do this ... you wanna go right now ... do you want to, GO? ... then go get The Rock a bologna sandwich because this doesn't concern you. — Dwayne Johnson

The fats dented the flats. — Jerry Lawler

Big Poppa Pump is your hook up, and the next heavyweight championship of the world! — Scott Steiner

You think you're funny! You think you're funny Cena, huh? The only pose you're going to be doing tonight is lying on your back with me on top! — Randy Orton

Just like at Hirojima, when Pearl Harbor bombed the Germans! — Scott Steiner

The only reason why you were WWE Champion for a year, is because Triple H didn't want to work Tuesdays. — Paul Heyman

Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice. — Bobby Heenan

Foley looks like an un-made bed. — Jerry Lawler

Now go back to Supercuts and get your $5 back jabroni! — Dwayne Johnson

Go back to your bingo hall. — Jerry Lawler