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Funny Would Rather Quotes By Bill Burr: What would you rather be? 52 and look

What would you rather be? 52 and look 52, or 52 and look like a 28-year-old lizard? — Bill Burr

Funny Would Rather Quotes By Nia Vardalos: I would rather be called funny than pretty.

I would rather be called funny than pretty. — Nia Vardalos

Funny Would Rather Quotes By Mark Watson: Someone asked me recently - what would I

Someone asked me recently - what would I rather give up, food or sex. Neither! I'm not falling for that one again, wife. — Mark Watson

Funny Would Rather Quotes By Sol Luckman: I should think a dead language would be

I should think a dead language would be rather boring, socially
speaking. — Sol Luckman

Funny Would Rather Quotes By David Torn: I decided I would rather have a day

I decided I would rather have a day job and love music than to play music that made me hate it. — David Torn

Funny Would Rather Quotes By Jeff Dunham: I've always said that instead of watching a

I've always said that instead of watching a guy juggle seven things amazingly I would rather see a really bad juggler who's really funny. — Jeff Dunham