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Funny Wordplay Quotes By Teresa Monachino: Noses run. Feet smell.

Noses run. Feet smell. — Teresa Monachino

Funny Wordplay Quotes By Teresa Monachino: Quite a lot is a large amount but

Quite a lot is a large amount but quite a few is also a large amount. — Teresa Monachino

Funny Wordplay Quotes By Vladimir Nabokov: Leave your incidental Dick.

Leave your incidental Dick. — Vladimir Nabokov

Funny Wordplay Quotes By Elizabeth Warren: Families are going broke because they buy too

Families are going broke because they buy too much stuff! — Elizabeth Warren

Funny Wordplay Quotes By Joe Cocker: I love songs that have a rocking and

I love songs that have a rocking and grooving feeling. — Joe Cocker

Funny Wordplay Quotes By Miguel Angel Ruiz: A sin is anything you do which goes

A sin is anything you do which goes against yourself — Miguel Angel Ruiz

Funny Wordplay Quotes By Teresa Monachino: Why is abbreviation such a long word?

Why is abbreviation such a long word? — Teresa Monachino

Funny Wordplay Quotes By Liz Ann Hawkins: Is it possible to find your future in

Is it possible to find your future in the past? — Liz Ann Hawkins

Funny Wordplay Quotes By Maria Faustina Kowalska: Truth wears a crown of thorns

Truth wears a crown of thorns — Maria Faustina Kowalska

Funny Wordplay Quotes By Kaimana Wolff: You have to be careful what seeds you

You have to be careful what seeds you sow on dirt where your roots have not yet touched the bedrock. — Kaimana Wolff

Funny Wordplay Quotes By Isaac Marion: Our cadaverous cadre has been walking for little

Our cadaverous cadre has been walking for little over a day ... — Isaac Marion

Funny Wordplay Quotes By Karen Marie Moning: Let me be your anchor. I'll never let

Let me be your anchor. I'll never let you be lost again. — Karen Marie Moning

Funny Wordplay Quotes By Jose Bergamin: Effort and result are never simultaneous. In art,

Effort and result are never simultaneous. In art, only the result counts. — Jose Bergamin

Funny Wordplay Quotes By Sarah Vaughan: I just sing. I sing whatever I can.

I just sing. I sing whatever I can. — Sarah Vaughan

Funny Wordplay Quotes By Colleen McCullough: It's a woman's book but I think the

It's a woman's book but I think the men will read it too. — Colleen McCullough

Funny Wordplay Quotes By Peter S. Beagle: I'm a magician with no magic, and that's

I'm a magician with no magic, and that's no one at all. — Peter S. Beagle

Funny Wordplay Quotes By Jonathan Safran Foer: I have made my own choice, which is

I have made my own choice, which is vegetarianism, but it's not the choice I'm imposing on anybody else. — Jonathan Safran Foer

Funny Wordplay Quotes By Sarah J. Maas: From my shaft it was three hundred sixty-three

From my shaft it was three hundred sixty-three feet. I had someone measure. — Sarah J. Maas

Funny Wordplay Quotes By Mary E. Pearson: Lay down your arms, and we will create

Lay down your arms, and we will create a hope that lasts — Mary E. Pearson

Funny Wordplay Quotes By Zane Stumpo: Graham's life is as tense as an overstretched

Graham's life is as tense as an overstretched simile. — Zane Stumpo

Funny Wordplay Quotes By Lewis Carroll: Why it's simply impassible!Alice: Why, don't you mean

Why it's simply impassible!
Alice: Why, don't you mean impossible?
Door: No, I do mean impassible. (chuckles) Nothing's impossible! — Lewis Carroll

Funny Wordplay Quotes By Leon Bridges: The thought of me not having to clock

The thought of me not having to clock in for a job anymore is something that I can't really put into words, aside from 'amazing' and 'awesome.' — Leon Bridges