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Funny Witty Short Quotes By James Arness: I had a wonderful life and was blessed

I had a wonderful life and was blessed with so many loving people and great friends. — James Arness

Funny Witty Short Quotes By P.G. Wodehouse: She could not have gazed at him with

She could not have gazed at him with a more rapturous intensity if she had been a small child and he a saucer of ice cream. — P.G. Wodehouse

Funny Witty Short Quotes By Jay Asher: Those are some strong currents you're swimming against.

Those are some strong currents you're swimming against. — Jay Asher

Funny Witty Short Quotes By Diana Trilling: Touch a university with hostile hands and the

Touch a university with hostile hands and the blood you draw is prompt, copious, and real. — Diana Trilling

Funny Witty Short Quotes By J.G. Farrell: The Magistrate suffered from the disability of a

The Magistrate suffered from the disability of a free-thinking turn of mind and from a life that was barren and dreary to match. — J.G. Farrell

Funny Witty Short Quotes By Cecil B. DeMille: There can be no liberty without the law.

There can be no liberty without the law. — Cecil B. DeMille

Funny Witty Short Quotes By Durgesh Satpathy: The portrait of his past was partially erased

The portrait of his past was partially erased by God and he is searching for those erased portions. — Durgesh Satpathy

Funny Witty Short Quotes By Chanakya: Beauty is spoiled by an immoral nature; noble

Beauty is spoiled by an immoral nature; noble birth by bad conduct; learning, without being perfected; and wealth by not being properly utilised. — Chanakya

Funny Witty Short Quotes By Sarah Manguso: If you think something's happened quickly, you're looking

If you think something's happened quickly, you're looking at only a part of it. — Sarah Manguso

Funny Witty Short Quotes By Austin O'Malley: Where there is a choice of two evils,

Where there is a choice of two evils, most men take both. — Austin O'Malley

Funny Witty Short Quotes By Marilynne Robinson: I do hope to die with a quiet

I do hope to die with a quiet heart . I know that may not be realistic. — Marilynne Robinson

Funny Witty Short Quotes By Walt Kelly: Some is more equal than others, as is

Some is more equal than others, as is well known. It ain't that your majority is outnumbered, you're just out-surrounded. — Walt Kelly