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Funny Wife To Husband Quotes By Maria Montessori: Play is the work of the child.

Play is the work of the child. — Maria Montessori

Funny Wife To Husband Quotes By Joseph Gordon-Levitt: The doctor's wife ate two apples a day,

The doctor's wife ate two apples a day, just to be safe. But her husband kept coming home. — Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Funny Wife To Husband Quotes By Stephanie Lennox: I've been fighting to be who I am

I've been fighting to be who I am all my life. What's the point of being who I am, if I can't have the person who was worth all the fighting for? — Stephanie Lennox

Funny Wife To Husband Quotes By E.W. Howe: A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier,

A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife. — E.W. Howe

Funny Wife To Husband Quotes By Alfred Hitchcock: The ideal husband understands every word his wife

The ideal husband understands every word his wife doesn't say. — Alfred Hitchcock

Funny Wife To Husband Quotes By Charles Spurgeon: What is needed is not the removal of

What is needed is not the removal of the trouble but the conquest of self. — Charles Spurgeon

Funny Wife To Husband Quotes By Fyodor Dostoyevsky: Fierce and solitary he awaited death, mistrustful and

Fierce and solitary he awaited death, mistrustful and hostile to all — Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Funny Wife To Husband Quotes By Bill Cosby: Any husband who says, "My wife and I

Any husband who says, "My wife and I are completely equal partners," is talking about either a law firm or a hand of bridge. — Bill Cosby

Funny Wife To Husband Quotes By Mignon McLaughlin: After he has had his tantrum, the neurotic

After he has had his tantrum, the neurotic expects those around him to feel friendly and relaxed; after all, he does. — Mignon McLaughlin

Funny Wife To Husband Quotes By Pawan Mishra: Most of a husband's life is spent in

Most of a husband's life is spent in doing research on his wife. — Pawan Mishra

Funny Wife To Husband Quotes By Kurt Vonnegut: No chimpanzee husband would stand by while his

No chimpanzee husband would stand by while his wife lost all her coconuts. — Kurt Vonnegut

Funny Wife To Husband Quotes By Walter Cronkite: We cannot defer this responsibility to posterity. Time

We cannot defer this responsibility to posterity. Time will not wait. — Walter Cronkite

Funny Wife To Husband Quotes By Mokokoma Mokhonoana: Unbeknown to us, some of the people who

Unbeknown to us, some of the people who we hope are missing us wherever they are do miss us; some miss someone else; and some are dead. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Funny Wife To Husband Quotes By Ljupka Cvetanova: Opposities are married.

Opposities are married. — Ljupka Cvetanova

Funny Wife To Husband Quotes By Lizzie Andrew Borden: Last winter when I was coming home from

Last winter when I was coming home from church one Thursday evening, I saw somebody run around the house again. I told my father of that. — Lizzie Andrew Borden

Funny Wife To Husband Quotes By Aditi Mathur Kumar: There is strong. There is Army Strong. And

There is strong. There is Army Strong. And then there is Army Wife Strong. — Aditi Mathur Kumar

Funny Wife To Husband Quotes By Dark Jar Tin Zoo: If you have the woman you love, what

If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband's murder. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Funny Wife To Husband Quotes By Frank Carson: An Irishman's wife gave birth to twins. Her

An Irishman's wife gave birth to twins. Her husband wanted to know who the other man was. — Frank Carson

Funny Wife To Husband Quotes By Pawan Mishra: A man wants too many things before marriage,

A man wants too many things before marriage, but only peace after it. — Pawan Mishra

Funny Wife To Husband Quotes By Ljupka Cvetanova: He is not an ideal husband. I am

He is not an ideal husband. I am his wife. — Ljupka Cvetanova