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That's something a lot of folks don't know about me - I'm pretty darn funny. — Michael Jai White

Don DeLillo's 'White Noise,' which I read when I was 19. It showed me that a book can be funny as hell and deadly serious. — Kevin Barry

Things have really changed here in Hollywood. Used to be people in this town couldn't wait to get an envelope full of white powder. — Jay Leno

White people, you did not get a receipt for niggas, you can not return us! — Katt Williams

What do you think? Does this face make me look fat? — Kiersten White

All the electronic devices are powered by white smoke. When smoke goes out, device is dead. — Milan Nikolic

The door opens with a rusted jingle, and an animatronic Santa insults my moral virtue three times. Ho, ho, ho. — Kiersten White

You'll be fine, just some minor burns and hypothermia, which was kind of hard to explain. — Kiersten White

It's funny that all these goths paint their faces with such white make-up and that is the actual colour of my skin, I am that pale! — Kelly Osbourne

If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade ... — Ron White

Sex is pretty funny, let's face it. And the more seriously we take ourselves, the funnier sex gets, I think. — Betty White

He says black, I say white and we do grey — Lazaro Hernandez

The first Olympic Games were held in 776 BC. Do you know who lit the flame? Betty White. — Jay Leno

You've been all black and white, like Kansas. It's time to get back to Oz. Enjoy the colors. — Kaje Harper

New white people, you can't scare these white people, I tried. — Dave Chappelle

Shirley MacLaine said, You're so funny, then gave me a hug. Everything went white. I couldn't hear, I couldn't see. I thought I was going to pass out. — Lisa Kudrow

White man makes guns? No problem. Black rapper says "gun"? Congressional hearing. — Chris Rock

Being dead wasn't supposed to hurt. Where was the fairness in that? If I was dead, the least the universe could do was make it painless — Kiersten White

Why is it that it's okay to call a white person "mate" yet it's not okay to call a black guy "primate"? — Frankie Boyle

Now I know this is going to seem counter to every instinct that you have, but I'm going to ask you to sit still, or I'll put you in the trunk. — Anna White

Have you seen that show on CBS called 'The Amazing Race'? Is that show about white people? — Zach Galifianakis

Yes, from drinking too much beer and generally being a tyrannical egomaniac. — Sarah Dalton

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Then find someone who's life is givin' them vodka and have a party! — Ron White

Shaq is rich. The white man who signs his check ... is wealthy. "Ah, here you go, Shaq. Go buy yourself a bouncing car. Bling, bling!" — Chris Rock

A funny thing happened to me on the way to the White House. — Adlai Stevenson

I'm a big fan of reality shows. I thought the first one, Dukes of Hazzard, captured white people perfectly. — George Lopez

Talking of white supremacist violent types, I was in America, recently ... — Bill Bailey

The dumbest question I was ever asked by a sportswriter was whether I hit harder with red or white gloves. As a matter of fact, I hit harder with red. — Frank Crawford

I thought it would be funny to take a photo in the White House bathroom, I take pictures everywhere I go, but I don't think I can top that one. — John Legend

There are no funny lawyers - only funny people who made a career mistake. — Robert J. White

Prejudice is a great time saver. You can form opinions without having to get the facts. — E.B. White

Who said that?" asked Sir Grummore.
"But the sword said it, like I tell you."
"Talkative weapon," remarked Sir Grummore skeptically. — T.H. White

No way!" I yelled, taking it from him.
"I can't believe I made a pink knife."
"It's so cute! I love it. Finally, a companion worthy of Tasey. — Kiersten White

Keep the other person's well being in mind when you feel an attack of soul-purging truth coming on. — Betty White

Maybe that is why kids like Dumbledore: because he is funny rather than a miserable old sod with a long white beard. — Michael Gambon

Time is a funny thing. It can take some people a whole lifetime before they realize they've been playing tug-of-war all by themselves. — Karen White

I had a funny feeling that day, all day: something about how much I liked my life and where I was with it. — John Darnielle

I was often the only white girl in the Indian dance class. That felt funny, but doing Indian dance was great. — Roselee Goldberg

No matter how strong you are, you cannot hold open the jaws of a great-white shark with your bare hands ... that can do your brain. — Ivan Stoikov

It would be pretty funny to see a Beverly Hills white girl with mad rap skills. — Tori Spelling

The important question is, what will your wear for a wedding dress, Alexia? You look horrible in white. — Gail Carriger

When you start explaining why something's funny or finding a formula for it I think it loses some of its funniness. — Betty White

Friends are what God gives you to make up for your family. — Bruce White

Funny how morality, which always seems so black and white can be influenced so completely by what you were raised to believe. — Neal Shusterman

The next time you have a thought ... let it go. — Ron White

Best to have only a few absolutely perfect trait - for example, my hair and eyes and sparkling personality - so you don't overwhelm. — Kiersten White

I think you should know that real-life white people are not all as funny as the ones on 'Seinfeld'. — Aaron McGruder

I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot. — Axl Rose

It sometimes takes days, even weeks, before a dog's nerves tire. In the case of terriers it can run into months. — E.B. White

How much did bro tell you?"
"Bro?"
"The White King. — Samantha Young

When Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast it's about fudge packing and triple D's at 13. — Adam Carolla

I don't wanna be labeled as straight or labeled as gay. I just want people to look at me and see me as white. — Sarah Silverman

I guess I can't blame him for feeling bitter. Going from being the terror of Bulgarian nights to a janitor would kinda suck — Kiersten White

We were talking about urban youth. And by urban I mean lives in a city not urban as in black like white people use it. — Hannibal Buress