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Funny Weird Random Quotes By Diane Arbus: Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice, pull down

Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice. — Diane Arbus

Funny Weird Random Quotes By Nicole

I never knew how much I missed pickles and pickle juice. It's like, an overwhelming feeling that I can't even explain. — Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi

Funny Weird Random Quotes By Linda Nagata: We think we can plan our lives," he

We think we can plan our lives," he muttered. "We think we can model reality. But chaos is an intrusive, inconsiderate bitch. — Linda Nagata

Funny Weird Random Quotes By Jon Jones: Quotes about marriage are surprised filled.

Quotes about marriage are surprised filled. — Jon Jones

Funny Weird Random Quotes By David White: I add a smile to everything I wear

I add a smile to everything I wear and that has worked great for me. — David White

Funny Weird Random Quotes By Jennifer Mathieu: Alice smiled her wide smile. The crooked incisor

Alice smiled her wide smile. The crooked incisor smile. — Jennifer Mathieu

Funny Weird Random Quotes By Euripides: She needs a prophet's skill to sort out

She needs a prophet's skill to sort out the man whose bed she shares. — Euripides

Funny Weird Random Quotes By Todd Johnson: Walking in circles your whole life just gets

Walking in circles your whole life just gets scuff marks on your shoes. — Todd Johnson

Funny Weird Random Quotes By David Levithan: These aren't two solos, this is a duet

These aren't two solos, this is a duet that isn't taking itself at all seriously. — David Levithan

Funny Weird Random Quotes By William Boyd: I would catch them fast, eternally, thanks to

I would catch them fast, eternally, thanks to the properties of my wonderful machine. In my hands I had the power to stop time,or so I fancied. — William Boyd

Funny Weird Random Quotes By Angelina Jolie: I think it is funny that we were

I think it is funny that we were freer about sexuality in the 4th century B.C. It is a little disconcerting. — Angelina Jolie

Funny Weird Random Quotes By Jaye Wells: What up, peeps?"I looked at my hairless cat

What up, peeps?"
I looked at my hairless cat for a moment. "What up, peeps? You've been watching MTV again, haven't you?"
"Word. — Jaye Wells

Funny Weird Random Quotes By Jeffrey R. Immelt: Good leaders are very curious, and they spend

Good leaders are very curious, and they spend a lot of time trying to learn things. — Jeffrey R. Immelt

Funny Weird Random Quotes By Leigh Bardugo: You are all I've ever wanted," he said.

You are all I've ever wanted," he said. "You are the whole of my heart. — Leigh Bardugo

Funny Weird Random Quotes By Andrew Smith: Expired condoms are like nuclear waste: there's nothing

Expired condoms are like nuclear waste: there's nothing sensible you can do with it. — Andrew Smith

Funny Weird Random Quotes By Philip K. Dick: There is nothing worse ... no punishment greater

There is nothing worse ... no punishment greater than to have known God and no longer to know him. — Philip K. Dick

Funny Weird Random Quotes By Rachel Hollis: Tequila makes me dream up things like dance

Tequila makes me dream up things like dance battles. — Rachel Hollis

Funny Weird Random Quotes By Stephanie Perkins: My smile wavers as I revert to my

My smile wavers as I revert to my natural state of being: nervous and weird. — Stephanie Perkins

Funny Weird Random Quotes By Friedrich Schiller: He who neglects the present moment throws away

He who neglects the present moment throws away all he has. — Friedrich Schiller