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Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice. — Diane Arbus
I never knew how much I missed pickles and pickle juice. It's like, an overwhelming feeling that I can't even explain. — Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi
We think we can plan our lives," he muttered. "We think we can model reality. But chaos is an intrusive, inconsiderate bitch. — Linda Nagata
Quotes about marriage are surprised filled. — Jon Jones
I add a smile to everything I wear and that has worked great for me. — David White
Alice smiled her wide smile. The crooked incisor smile. — Jennifer Mathieu
She needs a prophet's skill to sort out the man whose bed she shares. — Euripides
Walking in circles your whole life just gets scuff marks on your shoes. — Todd Johnson
These aren't two solos, this is a duet that isn't taking itself at all seriously. — David Levithan
I would catch them fast, eternally, thanks to the properties of my wonderful machine. In my hands I had the power to stop time,or so I fancied. — William Boyd
I think it is funny that we were freer about sexuality in the 4th century B.C. It is a little disconcerting. — Angelina Jolie
What up, peeps?"
I looked at my hairless cat for a moment. "What up, peeps? You've been watching MTV again, haven't you?"
"Word. — Jaye Wells
Good leaders are very curious, and they spend a lot of time trying to learn things. — Jeffrey R. Immelt
You are all I've ever wanted," he said. "You are the whole of my heart. — Leigh Bardugo
Expired condoms are like nuclear waste: there's nothing sensible you can do with it. — Andrew Smith
There is nothing worse ... no punishment greater than to have known God and no longer to know him. — Philip K. Dick
Tequila makes me dream up things like dance battles. — Rachel Hollis
My smile wavers as I revert to my natural state of being: nervous and weird. — Stephanie Perkins
He who neglects the present moment throws away all he has. — Friedrich Schiller

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