Funny Weekend Quotes
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Funny Weekend Quotes & Sayings
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The Christians gave Him Sunday, the Jews gave Him Saturday, and the Muslims gave Him Friday. God has a three-day weekend.
— George Carlin
Nobody wants to give up a weekend-long excuse to dress up and attempt to outshine one another.
— Elizabeth Eulberg
Life's funny that way, kind of like a dad who thinks it's hilarious to tie his kid up in a dark closet and leave him there for the weekend. Yeah,
— Patrick Thomas
You don't have to be brave or a saint, a martyr, or even very smart to be an atheist. All you have to be able to say is "I don't know".
— Penn Jillette
My wife said, 'Can my mother come down for the weekend?' So I said, 'Why?' And she said, 'Well, she's been up on the roof two weeks already.'
— Bob Monkhouse
I'm always looking to do different roles and play around a little bit. That's always the fun part of my job.
— Ashley Rickards
With prose you can incorporate more details, develop scenes, sustain the tension in a special way. Prose has its own speed.
— Robert Morgan
Paddy Eagan, stay away from falling signs for a bit and you'll be as right as rain come the weekend.
— Elizabeth C. Bunce
The energy industry is filled with toxic people that are following a corporate government subsidized known biologically toxic agenda.
— Steven Magee