Funny Week Quotes
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Funny Week Quotes & Sayings
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I know a guy who had his doctor say, "Take some weight off, go to a health club." The man lost 20 pounds in one week! The machine tore his leg off!
— Henny Youngman
Doctor told me I've got two weeks to live. I said: "Can I have the last week in July and the 1st week in August?"
— Frank Carson
The young habitually mistake lust for love, they're infested with idealism of all kinds.
— Margaret Atwood
There are different ways to organise capitalism. Free-market capitalism is only one of them-and not a very good one at that.
— Ha-Joon Chang
All my wife does is shop - once she was sick for a week, and three stores went under.
— Henny Youngman
There's not a single job in this town. There's nothin', nada, zip. Unless you wanna workforty hours a week.
— Jeff Daniels
A killing was exactly what he didn't want to make because to make a killing you had to kill, and he lacked the killer instinct.
— Margaret Atwood
When I play discos in Belfast or freshers' week in Oxford, there are 1,800 kids dressed as me. It's odd, it's funny, and it pays really well.
— David Hasselhoff
It's funny how quickly tomorrow becomes yesterday and then last week and then you run out of time.
— Michelle Gable
We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed ... But we're going back next week.
— Groucho Marx
I can go for a week without a guitar, but it's not even funny if I don't get to surf for a month.
— Jack Johnson
Women challenge the status quo because we are never it.
— Cindy Gallop
Listen, I'd rather lie naked in a plowed field under an incontinent horse for a week than have to read that paragraph again!
— Diane Ackerman
Last week I told my psychiatrist, 'I keep thinking about suicide', and he told me from now I have to pay in advance.
— Rodney Dangerfield
However, ask someone to articulate Indian community values and there won't be a clear answer. Do
— Chetan Bhagat
You know a guy is funny when a week later you can still feel the little knives he stuck in you.
— Katherine Applegate
I survived a divorce, no children and come to Paris three days per week. My cat ran away on a love adventure; don't know when he will be back.
— Tionne Rogers
I got an E-Trade account. Turns out I can turn $1,000 into $420 in less than a week. Sure, I had to pay some fees ...
— Mike Birbiglia
You can do something, or not. Either way, make sure you can live with it.
— Bill C. Castengera
Don't be silly. I'll write you twice a week.
— Groucho Marx
