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I am a verb, not a noun. — Tirza Schaefer

The wages of sin is alimony. — Carolyn Wells

Different is not always a good thing. — Christina Diaz Gonzalez

If Spiderman was real, and I was a criminal, and he shot me with his web, I would say, "Dude, thanks for the hammock." — Mitch Hedberg

I don't think I was considered to be a cabaret singer because I didn't have patter that was written. — Rita Coolidge

This is an Aston Martin, Gin.You don't run over dead bodies in an Aston Matin."
"Tell that to James Bond — Jennifer Estep

On a big film, there's almost no way you can meet everyone. On an indie, there are 30 people and no trailers to duck into. — Aaron Paul

I want my online content to be so good that Google's web crawler stops and says "Dayyyum son! — Ryan Lilly

One of my good friends is Christian, goes to church every Sunday, very religious. I'm fine with that and I will never judge her. — Amber Tamblyn