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People who behave at forty as they did at twenty must sometimes wonder why their charm is not working.
— Mason Cooley
My book sales are way down today. Also, I've received two scathing reviews. One of them calls me a purveyor of insipid wet-dreams.
— Nenia Campbell
Number one way life would be different if dogs ran the world: All motorists must drive with head out window.
— David Letterman
I am dying soon, and I am choosing to have fun today, tomorrow and every other day I have left.
— Randy Pausch
Whenever a woman smiled his way, she'd already begun dividing her life into trimesters.
— Ta-Nehisi Coates
Then in a fraction of a second, I realized that these sportsmen were not anyone's enemies.
— Bill Toomey
This isn't where I intended to be. Killing a person has a funny way of getting your life off-track.
— Erin Mitchell
It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you are dead, you are made for life.
— Jimi Hendrix
My father chose my name , and my last name was chosen by my ancestors . That's enough, I myself choose my way
— Ali Shariati
Part of being a comedian is that it's your job to look at life and regurgitate it in a funny way, to point out its absurdities.
— Greg Behrendt
Funny, isn't it, how your whole life goes by while you think you're only planning the way you're going to live it?
— Edna Ferber
It's best not to get settled on things being a certain way, I realized. Life had a funny way if interrupting your plans.
— Tracey Porter
Despite winning the world championship, it has not altered the reality of the situation.
— Wayne Huizenga
I have a strange career. I know it because people come up to me, like colleagues, and say, 'Chris, you have a strange career.'
— Chris Adami
Life has a funny way of helping you out when you think that everything's gone wrong.
— Alanis Morissette
Life's funny that way, kind of like a dad who thinks it's hilarious to tie his kid up in a dark closet and leave him there for the weekend. Yeah,
— Patrick Thomas
Life is way too short, so try to enjoy every minute of it with a sense of humor!
— Christina Scalise
Life has a funny way of testing you to see if you really want, what you say you want.
— Turcois Ominek
I tell stories. That's what I do. I've always told stories.
— Sophie Kennedy Clark
To do something funny, you have to have experienced it in real life and digested it in a way that amuses you.
— Ted Danson