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Funny Wake Up Alarm Quotes By Betty White: I have my golden retriever now, Pontiac. He's

I have my golden retriever now, Pontiac. He's a career-change guide dog from Guide Dogs for the Blind. — Betty White

Funny Wake Up Alarm Quotes By Robert Plant: I'm tipping the hat and looking back.

I'm tipping the hat and looking back. — Robert Plant

Funny Wake Up Alarm Quotes By Dan Farmer: Napster was predicating its business model on violation

Napster was predicating its business model on violation of copyright. — Dan Farmer

Funny Wake Up Alarm Quotes By Charlton Heston: I can't change yesterday, but I can sure

I can't change yesterday, but I can sure mess up today. — Charlton Heston

Funny Wake Up Alarm Quotes By C.S. Lewis: People shouldn't call for demons unless they really

People shouldn't call for demons unless they really mean what they say. — C.S. Lewis

Funny Wake Up Alarm Quotes By Charlotte Bronte: I see," he said," the mountain will never

I see," he said," the mountain will never be brought to Mahomet, so all you can do is to aid Mahomet to go to the mountain ... — Charlotte Bronte

Funny Wake Up Alarm Quotes By Samuel Goldwyn: The human race is faced with a cruel

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime twittering - anon Twitter has raised writing to a new low. — Samuel Goldwyn

Funny Wake Up Alarm Quotes By David Quammen: A high jeopardy of extinction comes with territory.

A high jeopardy of extinction comes with territory. Islands are where species go to die. — David Quammen

Funny Wake Up Alarm Quotes By Sally Thorne: He releases the button on my coat with

He releases the button on my coat with the snap of his fingers. The traitorous garment flips open, as if to say Help yourself, mister! — Sally Thorne

Funny Wake Up Alarm Quotes By J.K. Rowling: We can't choose our fate, but we can

We can't choose our fate, but we can choose others. Be careful in knowing that. — J.K. Rowling

Funny Wake Up Alarm Quotes By Mason Cooley: I pursue pleasure, but stingily, suspiciously.

I pursue pleasure, but stingily, suspiciously. — Mason Cooley

Funny Wake Up Alarm Quotes By William Shakespeare: PAROLLES Just, you say well; so would I

PAROLLES Just, you say well; so would I have said. — William Shakespeare

Funny Wake Up Alarm Quotes By Anasazi Foundation: Do you and I allow light to chase

Do you and I allow light to chase darkness from our souls as well? — Anasazi Foundation