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Funny Wake Up Quotes By Vance Bourjaily: The mark of a good party is that

The mark of a good party is that you wake up the next morning wanting to change your name and start a new life in a different city. — Vance Bourjaily

Funny Wake Up Quotes By Bill Bailey: I feel sorry for James Blunt, he has

I feel sorry for James Blunt, he has to wake up every morning and think 'Oh my God, I'm James Blunt, what have I done?' — Bill Bailey

Funny Wake Up Quotes By Homer: Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow

Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow — Homer

Funny Wake Up Quotes By Nick Shamhart: Jesus girls! Wake up! If a guy wants

Jesus girls! Wake up! If a guy wants to drain you of your energy, emotions, and life force he won't sparkle in the sunshine, he'll just marry you. — Nick Shamhart

Funny Wake Up Quotes By Jennifer Lynn Barnes: There are bad people in the world: Murderers

There are bad people in the world: Murderers and psychopaths and telemarketers who won't take no for an answer. — Jennifer Lynn Barnes

Funny Wake Up Quotes By Leslie Fiedler: I think the pattern of my essays is,

I think the pattern of my essays is, A funny thing happened to me on my way through Finnegans Wake. — Leslie Fiedler

Funny Wake Up Quotes By Jane: Life is an absolute Dream... then I wake

Life is an absolute Dream... then I wake up. — Jane

Funny Wake Up Quotes By Lisa McMann: Because there's no way on earth she's going

Because there's no way on earth she's going to make it through college unless she grows some serious ovaries and turns this train wreck around — Lisa McMann

Funny Wake Up Quotes By Joan Rivers: I said to my husband, 'Why don't you

I said to my husband, 'Why don't you call out my name when we're making love?' He said, 'I don't want to wake you up.' — Joan Rivers

Funny Wake Up Quotes By A. Antares: The funny thing is, in reality we all

The funny thing is, in reality we all just presume that life is going to happen when we wake up in the morning. What if it didn't? — A. Antares

Funny Wake Up Quotes By Judd Apatow: One of my fears is that I'm suddenly

One of my fears is that I'm suddenly not going to be funny, but still think I am. That's like my nightmare that I can wake up in a cold sweat from. — Judd Apatow

Funny Wake Up Quotes By Dominique Frost: Now go to sleep. I'll wake you up

Now go to sleep. I'll wake you up when I want you."
"Should I just sleep with my legs spread or what? — Dominique Frost

Funny Wake Up Quotes By Ralph Lawson: The new Squarepusher album as well, although it

The new Squarepusher album as well, although it is proper headf*** industrial. Not one for a pool party in Ibiza! — Ralph Lawson

Funny Wake Up Quotes By Zach Galifianakis: Did you ever wake up with an erection

Did you ever wake up with an erection ... and find yourself in a massage chair at Brookstone? And you yell to the sales clerk "I'll take it!" — Zach Galifianakis

Funny Wake Up Quotes By Kevin Hart: How the hell do you wake up dead?

How the hell do you wake up dead? — Kevin Hart

Funny Wake Up Quotes By Mark Wahlberg: I miss being able to wake up when

I miss being able to wake up when I want and go on stage when I want and pull down my pants when I want. — Mark Wahlberg

Funny Wake Up Quotes By Waylon H. Lewis: Want to enjoy an restful day? Wake up,

Want to enjoy an restful day? Wake up, turn your phone on, meditate, look at the sky - then toss your phone into the bushes. — Waylon H. Lewis

Funny Wake Up Quotes By Tanya Masse: COFFEE! Because this body is NOT going to

COFFEE! Because this body is NOT going to wake itself up! — Tanya Masse

Funny Wake Up Quotes By Jo Murphy: Seek first to respectThen to understand

Seek first to respect
Then to understand — Jo Murphy

Funny Wake Up Quotes By Anne Frank: There's something happening everyday, but I'm too tired

There's something happening everyday, but I'm too tired and lazy to write it all down. — Anne Frank

Funny Wake Up Quotes By Daisy Berkowitz: I just saw metal as another tool for

I just saw metal as another tool for me to use. — Daisy Berkowitz

Funny Wake Up Quotes By Bauvard: Making love to a person in their sleep

Making love to a person in their sleep is the only guarantee they'll wake up with a smile on their face. — Bauvard