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Funny Visiting Quotes By Berthold Auerbach: The world is the same everywhere.

The world is the same everywhere. — Berthold Auerbach

Funny Visiting Quotes By Lisa Lutz: I entered his apartment without being invited, which

I entered his apartment without being invited, which is perfectly fine if you're not a vampire. — Lisa Lutz

Funny Visiting Quotes By Suzanne Collins: Not only does he hate me, and want

Not only does he hate me, and want to kill me, he no longer believes I'm human. It was less painful being strangled. — Suzanne Collins

Funny Visiting Quotes By Dominic Cooper: The stunt guys are absolutely brilliant, but all

The stunt guys are absolutely brilliant, but all this stuff [a scene] always looks better when you do it yourself. — Dominic Cooper

Funny Visiting Quotes By Michelle Lynn Brown: We just have to believe that God is

We just have to believe that God is bigger than the junk happening to us. — Michelle Lynn Brown

Funny Visiting Quotes By David Adams Richards: I was nothing more than a thug with

I was nothing more than a thug with Tolstoy in my pocket. — David Adams Richards

Funny Visiting Quotes By P. J. O'Rourke: Visiting Future World is like opening a Chinese

Visiting Future World is like opening a Chinese fortune cookie to read, "Soon you'll be finished with dinner." — P. J. O'Rourke

Funny Visiting Quotes By P. J. O'Rourke: A world government run by the UN will

A world government run by the UN will be like getting an old, purblind, half-deaf substitute teacher. — P. J. O'Rourke

Funny Visiting Quotes By Debasish Mridha: A friend is he who can feel you,

A friend is he who can feel you, adore you, understand you, and never leave you. — Debasish Mridha

Funny Visiting Quotes By Joseph J. Ellis: [quoting someone else] the American constitution is a

[quoting someone else] the American constitution is a document designed by geniuses to be eventually interpreted by idiots — Joseph J. Ellis

Funny Visiting Quotes By Robin McKinley: And everybody dreams about vampires; we grow up

And everybody dreams about vampires; we grow up dreaming about them. They're the first and worst monster that lives under everybody's bed. — Robin McKinley