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Funny Vending Machine Quotes By Natasha Leggero: Bragging that you had sex with a prostitute

Bragging that you had sex with a prostitute is like bragging that you got Doritos out of a vending machine. — Natasha Leggero

Funny Vending Machine Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I want to make a vending machine that

I want to make a vending machine that sells vending machines. It'd have to be real big. — Mitch Hedberg

Funny Vending Machine Quotes By Sherry Turkle: Shakespeare might have said, we are consumed with

Shakespeare might have said, we are consumed with that with which we are nourished by. — Sherry Turkle

Funny Vending Machine Quotes By Chip Gaines: Sometimes worrying about something is much worse than

Sometimes worrying about something is much worse than the actual thing you're worrying about. So really, what's the point in worrying? — Chip Gaines

Funny Vending Machine Quotes By J. R. Celski: I love clothes! I'll wear anything from Urban

I love clothes! I'll wear anything from Urban Outfitters or American Apparel. — J. R. Celski

Funny Vending Machine Quotes By Benjamin Franklin: Most fools think they are only ignorant.

Most fools think they are only ignorant. — Benjamin Franklin

Funny Vending Machine Quotes By Tullian Tchividjian: The gospel alone liberates you to live a

The gospel alone liberates you to live a life of scandalous generosity, unrestrained sacrifice, uncommon valor, and unbounded courage. — Tullian Tchividjian

Funny Vending Machine Quotes By Jeff Beck: After I saw Jimmy [Hendrix] play, I just

After I saw Jimmy [Hendrix] play, I just went home and wondered what the f*** I was going to do with my life. — Jeff Beck

Funny Vending Machine Quotes By Frank Pavone: We who oppose abortion do not oppose those

We who oppose abortion do not oppose those who have had abortions; rather, we embrace them with forgiveness and peace. — Frank Pavone

Funny Vending Machine Quotes By Ovid: Thanks are justly due for boons unbought

Thanks are justly due for boons unbought — Ovid