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Bragging that you had sex with a prostitute is like bragging that you got Doritos out of a vending machine.
— Natasha Leggero
I want to make a vending machine that sells vending machines. It'd have to be real big.
— Mitch Hedberg
Shakespeare might have said, we are consumed with that with which we are nourished by.
— Sherry Turkle
Most fools think they are only ignorant.
— Benjamin Franklin
The gospel alone liberates you to live a life of scandalous generosity, unrestrained sacrifice, uncommon valor, and unbounded courage.
— Tullian Tchividjian
We who oppose abortion do not oppose those who have had abortions; rather, we embrace them with forgiveness and peace.
— Frank Pavone