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Besides, my drinking blood's not nearly as weird as that time I caught you shaving your legs.""I was curious! — Molly Harper
Aline!" Isabelle looked appalled. "You can't just go around asking people what it's like to be a vampire.
— Cassandra Clare
Sometimes I feel like a vampire
— Jennifer Lawrence
Some vampires wouldn't react if you shoved a rosary down their pants, though I wouldn't recommend testing the theory.
— Molly Harper
Wait, Richard Cheney, as in Dick Cheney? You're a vampire named Dick Cheney? Somehow, that makes you seem more evil.
— Molly Harper
Mom, how come you never go outside?""I told you, I'm a vampire. — Alison Bechdel
I glared at Christian as the blood smeared around. "You could have at least licked it."He smirked darkly. "I hear that all too often. — Dannika Dark
And honestly, given the choice of facing my mother or a vampire, I think I'd always choose the latter.
— Krystle Jones
Yes, because a vampire slumber party is the pinnacle of safety conscious behavior.
— Stephenie Meyer
As the middle child of the Laurel Canyon Adams Family, Whit was surprisingly chill on the subject of ampire-vays.
— M. Beth Bloom
So they finally gave you the license to kill, about time.
— Richelle Mead
I wonder if vampire's eyebrows can grow back.
— Robert Pattinson
I am, he thought dimly, watching a vampire take a piss.
— Stephen King
I can do this, I lied to myself feebly. No one was going to bite me.
— Stephenie Meyer
Setting out around midnight, I couldn't help shaking my head, "We're the goddamned hottest vampire hunters ever." I muttered.
— Richelle Mead
Silas consumed only one food, and it was not bananas.
— Neil Gaiman
Katie purred in pleasure as she licked the beating vein in Jared's neck.
— Jodie B. Cooper
V.L.A.D.: Vampire League Against Discrimination.
— Carrie Vaughn
Stupid Romanian bloodsucker. He was lucky I hadn't bestowed another exalted scar on his imperial body.
— Beth Fantaskey
Course you can't fucking see, buddy, it's darker than a nun's virgin anus down here.
— Charlie Huston