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Funny V Day Quotes & Sayings

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Maybe I think you're cute and funny. Maybe I wanna do what bunnies do with you, if you know what I mean. — Ingrid Michaelson

The first day one is a guest, the second a burden, and the third a pest. — Jean De La Bruyere

Being funny wasn't a career choice growing up, it was my way out of situations; a way to survive another day. — Tracy Morgan

Ladders were not inherently dangerous, he told himself, people climbed them every day, and most of them lived. — Anne Ursu

My dog was barking at everyone the other day. Still, what can you expect from a cross-breed. — Tommy Cooper

I saw 28 Days. I don't remember rehab being like a day camp or being that funny. Rehab is a dumping ground. It's a big landfill. — Charlie Sheen

I think that should be the anti - speeding advert it should be footage of Richard Hammond trying to remember his own wedding day. — Frankie Boyle

I always was a funny guy, the class clown. I had a very funny dad and an extremely funny grandmother. — Charlie Day

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do. — Will Rogers

If you're funny, if there's something that makes you laugh, then every day's going to be okay. — Tom Hanks

It's funny because I grew up with the T.V. on 24 hours a day. And the more money I made, the more T.V.s we had. — Gaby Hoffmann

It's funny how people who we fight with the most at the end of day are the ones that really got your back. — Jasmine V

Oh here's an idea: let's make pictures of our internal organs and give them to other people we love on Valentine's Day. That's not weird at all. — Jimmy Fallon

The first sign that Karma was now in cahoots with the Devil Incarnate to ruin her existance should've been before sunrise and pre-coffee. — Kelly Moran

I love Valentine's Day. When you're a kid everyone gets a Valentine. It's like 'TO TIM, NICE PANTS, LOVE SCOTT'. It's Valentines galore! — Mike Birbiglia

I loved being in the room with Mamet as a director - he is the most generous, funny, delightful person to work for every day. — Richard Thomas

The funny thing about the boy who gave away his loaves and fish is that he, too, ended the day with a full stomach. — Mark Hart

It's like they were worried that I'd be alone all day brooding and painting my cabin black or something - sheesh. — Melissa Walker

How am I going to explain to my kids one day that I can't buy them a happy meal because the toy will make them fat? — Carroll Bryant

If you don't believe you can win, there is no point in getting out of bed at the beginning of the day. — H. L. Hunt

The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life. — George Carlin

CONFESSION NO. 18 Girls just want to have fun ... and live to tell about it the next day. — Ronda Thompson

Jack Black is so funny! On and off screen, like, he would make you laugh every day. He's hilarious. — Caitlin Hale

You put cow dung on my face?' 'Every day religiously until you were three. Why else do you think your skin is so clear? — Renita D'Silva

You're nasty and you're loud,
you're mean enough for two,
If I could be a cloud,
I'd rain all day on you. — Jack Prelutsky

Even a stopped clock is right twice every day. After some years, it can boast of a long series of successes. — Marie Von Ebner-Eschenbach

You win, you dirty evil butt-munch. I'll never not let you stay over again. Now let's go back to bed. — Ethan Day

My computer made a funny sound the other day. Of course, I've never heard it get thrown out a window before. — Various

I don't have a desire to do reality. Because my truth is not what people are responding to. My truth is funny; I laugh with my husband every day. — Niecy Nash

I had a funny feeling that day, all day: something about how much I liked my life and where I was with it. — John Darnielle

I was a theater guy growing up and I wanted to be Al Pacino, and I think I just looked and sounded too funny. — Charlie Day

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. — David Letterman

For fifteen cents a day you can feed an African, they eat pennies. — Bo Burnham

As fathers commonly go, it is seldom a misfortune to be fatherless; and considering the general run of sons, as seldom a misfortune to be childless. — Lord Chesterfield