Funny V Day Quotes
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Funny V Day Quotes & Sayings
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Maybe I think you're cute and funny. Maybe I wanna do what bunnies do with you, if you know what I mean.
— Ingrid Michaelson
The first day one is a guest, the second a burden, and the third a pest.
— Jean De La Bruyere
Being funny wasn't a career choice growing up, it was my way out of situations; a way to survive another day.
— Tracy Morgan
My dog was barking at everyone the other day. Still, what can you expect from a cross-breed.
— Tommy Cooper
I saw 28 Days. I don't remember rehab being like a day camp or being that funny. Rehab is a dumping ground. It's a big landfill.
— Charlie Sheen
I think that should be the anti - speeding advert it should be footage of Richard Hammond trying to remember his own wedding day.
— Frankie Boyle
I always was a funny guy, the class clown. I had a very funny dad and an extremely funny grandmother.
— Charlie Day
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.
— Will Rogers
If you're funny, if there's something that makes you laugh, then every day's going to be okay.
— Tom Hanks
It's funny because I grew up with the T.V. on 24 hours a day. And the more money I made, the more T.V.s we had.
— Gaby Hoffmann
It's funny how people who we fight with the most at the end of day are the ones that really got your back.
— Jasmine V
I love Valentine's Day. When you're a kid everyone gets a Valentine. It's like 'TO TIM, NICE PANTS, LOVE SCOTT'. It's Valentines galore!
— Mike Birbiglia
I loved being in the room with Mamet as a director - he is the most generous, funny, delightful person to work for every day.
— Richard Thomas
It's like they were worried that I'd be alone all day brooding and painting my cabin black or something - sheesh.
— Melissa Walker
How am I going to explain to my kids one day that I can't buy them a happy meal because the toy will make them fat?
— Carroll Bryant
If you don't believe you can win, there is no point in getting out of bed at the beginning of the day.
— H. L. Hunt
CONFESSION NO. 18 Girls just want to have fun ... and live to tell about it the next day.
— Ronda Thompson
Jack Black is so funny! On and off screen, like, he would make you laugh every day. He's hilarious.
— Caitlin Hale
You put cow dung on my face?' 'Every day religiously until you were three. Why else do you think your skin is so clear?
— Renita D'Silva
You're nasty and you're loud,you're mean enough for two,
If I could be a cloud,
I'd rain all day on you. — Jack Prelutsky
Even a stopped clock is right twice every day. After some years, it can boast of a long series of successes.
— Marie Von Ebner-Eschenbach
You win, you dirty evil butt-munch. I'll never not let you stay over again. Now let's go back to bed.
— Ethan Day
I had a funny feeling that day, all day: something about how much I liked my life and where I was with it.
— John Darnielle
I was a theater guy growing up and I wanted to be Al Pacino, and I think I just looked and sounded too funny.
— Charlie Day
