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Funny Urn Quotes By Kahlil Gibran: Yesterday was a beautiful tune on the lips

Yesterday was a beautiful tune on the lips of life and today is a silent secret. — Kahlil Gibran

Funny Urn Quotes By Cleo Peitsche: My gramps is a lot like you. No

My gramps is a lot like you. No sense of adventure. All he does is sit in his urn... — Cleo Peitsche

Funny Urn Quotes By Jesse Hajicek: If I could get hold of something nasty

If I could get hold of something nasty and drop it in the coffee urn, I could poison them all."
"Too bad your personality's not water-soluble. — Jesse Hajicek

Funny Urn Quotes By Upton Sinclair: Pessimism is mental disease. It means illness in

Pessimism is mental disease. It means illness in the person who voices it, and in the society which produces that person. — Upton Sinclair

Funny Urn Quotes By Elizabeth Gilbert: [C]reative living is a path for the brave.

[C]reative living is a path for the brave. — Elizabeth Gilbert

Funny Urn Quotes By Gene Simmons: Gene Simmons planned on being a success the

Gene Simmons planned on being a success the moment he launched himself out of his mother's womb. — Gene Simmons

Funny Urn Quotes By Propertius: Beauty is fading, nor is fortune stable; sooner

Beauty is fading, nor is fortune stable; sooner or later death comes to all. — Propertius

Funny Urn Quotes By Aram Seriteratai: Too much salt will spoil the curryand too

Too much salt will spoil the curry
and too many faults will spoil the harmony. — Aram Seriteratai

Funny Urn Quotes By Chuck Turner: A myth is a story that tells the

A myth is a story that tells the truth, whether or not the story is factually true. — Chuck Turner

Funny Urn Quotes By P.G. Wodehouse: Excuse me, I must go and putt

Excuse me, I must go and putt — P.G. Wodehouse

Funny Urn Quotes By Charles Haddon Spurgeon: Jesus is not a grain of gold, but

Jesus is not a grain of gold, but a vast globe of it, a priceless mass of treasure such as earth and heaven cannot excel. — Charles Haddon Spurgeon

Funny Urn Quotes By Brian Eno: I always use the same guitar; I got

I always use the same guitar; I got this guitar years and years ago for nine pounds. It's still got the same strings on it. — Brian Eno

Funny Urn Quotes By Lemony Snicket: Gregor was involved with something called Volatile Fungus

Gregor was involved with something called Volatile Fungus Deportation. — Lemony Snicket

Funny Urn Quotes By Zoe York: Mornings ... well, that wasn't great either. But

Mornings ... well, that wasn't great either. But Rafe worked two jobs and lived in a tiny one-room apartment. — Zoe York

Funny Urn Quotes By Nate Parker: The American dream is more about opportunity than

The American dream is more about opportunity than anything else. — Nate Parker

Funny Urn Quotes By Ron Carlson: No one among us suffers the radical appreciation

No one among us suffers the radical appreciation for coffee that I do. It calls to me, but I have learned not to listen. — Ron Carlson