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Funny Untimely Quotes By Dorothy Hamill: If I hadn't been born a woman, I

If I hadn't been born a woman, I would have certainly been gay. — Dorothy Hamill

Funny Untimely Quotes By Billy Sunday: If there is no hell, a good many

If there is no hell, a good many preachers are obtaining money under false pretenses. — Billy Sunday

Funny Untimely Quotes By Benedicta Ward: Evagrius said, 'Cut the desire for many things

Evagrius said, 'Cut the desire for many things out of your heart and so prevent your mind being dispersed and your stillness lost. — Benedicta Ward

Funny Untimely Quotes By Gary Sheffield: I don't trust that many people. Just my

I don't trust that many people. Just my mother and my wife and a couple of friends. When I trust people, it doesn't end well. — Gary Sheffield

Funny Untimely Quotes By Sanford I. Weill: Learn how to be a loser, because it's

Learn how to be a loser, because it's important to be a loser to be a winner. — Sanford I. Weill

Funny Untimely Quotes By Alain Ducasse: The world forgets about people who are not

The world forgets about people who are not useful. — Alain Ducasse

Funny Untimely Quotes By Louis Kronenberger: It is disgusting to pick your teeth; what

It is disgusting to pick your teeth; what is vulgar is to use a gold toothpick. — Louis Kronenberger

A brand is as much an open invitation to complain as it is a promise to deliver — Simon Anholt

Funny Untimely Quotes By Andie MacDowell: Divorce is horrible. I wouldn't wish that on

Divorce is horrible. I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy. I don't think it's anything that's ever completely resolved. — Andie MacDowell