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I too turned to Webster's Dictionary and it defined Harvard University as a season for gathering crops.
— Andy Samberg
No coach has ever won a game by what he knows; it's what his players know that counts.
— Paul Bryant
Christmas Day is the festival of optimism.
— Helen Keller
The anecdote was funny, but as my father gazed across the river at the university of his youth, his Russian life was in his eyes.
— Paullina Simons
Out of routine comes inspiration. That's the idea, anyway. To grasp what's exceptional, you first have to know what's routine.
— Michael Kimmelman
If per capita was a problem, decapita could be arranged
— Terry Pratchett
Sin isn't something that is attracted to a human being, Professor. It's the other way around.
— Sylvain Reynard
Magic, indeed, is all around us, in stones, flowers, stars, the dawn wind and the sunset cloud; all we need is the ability to see and understand.
— Doreen Valiente
Everyone has a purpose because God is a purposeful God.
— Iyanla Vanzant
'Saturday Night Live' was like a university for funny.
— Tracy Morgan