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Funny Unemployed Quotes By Ammon Shea: ...Zachary winched a few more letters onto his

...Zachary winched a few more letters onto his last name and declared himself king of the Z aficionados. — Ammon Shea

Funny Unemployed Quotes By Adam Clay: Someone said the rain would mean nothing if

Someone said the rain would mean nothing if thirst had never been named. — Adam Clay

Funny Unemployed Quotes By Mary Lou Retton: In the dressing room, I always put on

In the dressing room, I always put on my right shoe first. Same thing for my right wristband. — Mary Lou Retton

Funny Unemployed Quotes By Helen McCloy: The author portrays himself in every line he

The author portrays himself in every line he writes and portrayal is always betrayal. — Helen McCloy

Funny Unemployed Quotes By George Bernard Shaw: The more a man possesses over and above

The more a man possesses over and above what he uses, the more careworn he becomes. — George Bernard Shaw

Funny Unemployed Quotes By Maxim Gorky: The Englishman walks before the law like a

The Englishman walks before the law like a trained horse in the circus. He has the sense of legality in his bones, in his muscles. — Maxim Gorky

Funny Unemployed Quotes By John Heilemann, Mark Halperin: Asked who attacked America on 9/11, [Sarah Palin]

Asked who attacked America on 9/11, [Sarah Palin] suggested several times that it was Saddam Hussein. — John Heilemann, Mark Halperin

Funny Unemployed Quotes By Christopher Moore: How much humanity has been spoiled for the

How much humanity has been spoiled for the confusion of movement with progress, my friend? — Christopher Moore

Funny Unemployed Quotes By Mira Grant: Sometimes, the hardest habit to break is the

Sometimes, the hardest habit to break is the habit of doing nothing beyond the necessary. — Mira Grant

Funny Unemployed Quotes By Jay Weatherill: Well, there are different levels of love.

Well, there are different levels of love. — Jay Weatherill

Funny Unemployed Quotes By Renee Ahdieh: There is no one I would rather see

There is no one I would rather see the sunrise with than you. — Renee Ahdieh

Funny Unemployed Quotes By Robin Wright: I just love getting dirty.

I just love getting dirty. — Robin Wright

Funny Unemployed Quotes By Kate Atkinson: Life's random," he said. "The best you can

Life's random," he said. "The best you can do is pick up the pieces. — Kate Atkinson

Funny Unemployed Quotes By J.R.R. Tolkien: All stories are ultimately about the fall.

All stories are ultimately about the fall. — J.R.R. Tolkien

Funny Unemployed Quotes By Jennifer Aniston: The greater your capacity to love, the greater

The greater your capacity to love, the greater your capacity to feel the pain. — Jennifer Aniston