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Funny Turnip Quotes & Sayings

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Funny Turnip Quotes By Robyn Carr: You should get a better boyfriend. One with

You should get a better boyfriend. One with an IQ higher than a turnip. — Robyn Carr

Funny Turnip Quotes By Stephen Richards: Do not focus on your failings, for you

Do not focus on your failings, for you will only encourage them. If you keep beating yourself up on the head over these, you will only reinforce them. — Stephen Richards

Funny Turnip Quotes By Lauren Willig: Turning to Turnip, Miss Dempsey said, 'Do you

Turning to Turnip, Miss Dempsey said, 'Do you think?'. 'As little as I can,' Turnip replied honestly. — Lauren Willig

Funny Turnip Quotes By Phillip C. McGraw: I didn't just come in on a load

I didn't just come in on a load of turnips! — Phillip C. McGraw

Funny Turnip Quotes By Matthew Thomas: This was life; you went down with the

This was life; you went down with the ship. Who was to say that wasn't a love story? — Matthew Thomas

Funny Turnip Quotes By Anonymous: And he died in a good old age,

And he died in a good old age, full of days, riches, and honour: — Anonymous

Funny Turnip Quotes By Peter Dinklage: Animals used for food are treated like unfeeling

Animals used for food are treated like unfeeling machinery. — Peter Dinklage

Funny Turnip Quotes By Ama Ata Aidoo: No matter what anybody says, we can't have

No matter what anybody says, we can't have it all. Not if you are a woman. Not yet. — Ama Ata Aidoo

Funny Turnip Quotes By Francis Bacon: Mixture of lie doeth ever add pleasure.

Mixture of lie doeth ever add pleasure. — Francis Bacon

Funny Turnip Quotes By Brennan Manning: Only reckless confidence in a Source greater than

Only reckless confidence in a Source greater than ourselves can empower us to forgive the woulds inflicted by others. — Brennan Manning

Funny Turnip Quotes By Elle Newmark: Get off me you dirty turnip!" "Dirty turnip?

Get off me you dirty turnip!" "Dirty turnip? well, pardon me Signor Cabbage-Head! — Elle Newmark

Funny Turnip Quotes By Jolene Perry: Somebody needs to stop making those bullshit romantic

Somebody needs to stop making those bullshit romantic comedies. they mess with your head. — Jolene Perry