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Buy a condom, ribbed for her pleasure. Turn it inside out, now it's ribbed for your pleasure.
— Katt Williams
It's a funny semantic turn - when someone paints a landscape, no one says they "borrowed" it, only that they painted it.
— Joe Bradley
Hey, don't knock it. It still runs. Most of the time, even after I turn it off. Jo
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
It is my turn to wait. Funny that in all these months we have been meeting, it was always she waiting for me.
— Melissa De La Cruz
Many comedians have a dark side that lets them take a negative thing and turn it funny.
— Rachel Dratch
We must have taken a wrong turn turning somewhere.""Where, Purgatory?" said Dozy. "We're in Hell. — John Connolly
He'd have to turn on his high-voltage charm with these people. Should work. They were only used to 12V battery power after all-he'd dazzle them.
— Josephine Myles
That was a mean thought, and not funny at all. I let it turn to sand and blow out of my head.
— Christopher Buehlman
The funny thing is musicians often love to go to see visual art because you've got all these pictures to turn into metaphors.
— Dar Williams
We had 1 book, the phone book, I've read it, it wasn't a great read, lots of characters, and on the end loads of polish people turn up.
— Stephen K. Amos
When I turn back to Jase, he's again beaming at me. "You're nice." He sounds pleased, as if he hadn't expected this aspect of my personality.
— Huntley Fitzpatrick
I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared to see some funny houses.
— Stephen King
I actually think of being funny as an odd turn of mind, like a mild disability, some weird way of looking at the world that you can't get rid of.
— Calvin Trillin
Goodness is funny because it draws you to it while curiously possessing you with the untrammelled desire to turn it into something bad.
— Sophie Villalobos
Funny how when your life is mostly bullshit, you turn off feeling.Sometimes it's hard to turn it back on again. — Ellen Hopkins
Want to enjoy an restful day? Wake up, turn your phone on, meditate, look at the sky - then toss your phone into the bushes.
— Waylon H. Lewis
Funny how God offers you everything you've asked for, only to force you to turn it away.
— Sunjeev Sahota
I like to fill my tub up with water, then turn the shower on and act like I'm in a submarine that's been hit .
— Steven Wright
Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off.
— Ralph Wycherley
Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
— Spike Milligan
But there was nothing funny about his sword. Jason figured one hit from that thing would probably turn him into a Popsicle. Then
— Rick Riordan
I don't know whose bright idea it was to turn the prom into a masquerade ball, but whoever it was, I'm going to kick them in the balls for it.
— Melyssa Winchester
I got an E-Trade account. Turns out I can turn $1,000 into $420 in less than a week. Sure, I had to pay some fees ...
— Mike Birbiglia
The man may be the head of the household. But the woman is the neck, and she can turn the head whichever way she pleases.
— Nia Vardalos
I've had countless reviews sort that have made me cry. It's funny, it doesn't ever get better either; you can't turn your ears off.
— Eleanor Catton
The Equal Rights Amendment would "turn holy wedlock into holy deadlock."
— William Rehnquist
There's nothing cure or funny or lovable about being cheap. It's a total turn-off.
— Douglas Coupland
After two days in the hospital, I turn to the nurse.
— W.C. Fields