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Funny Trip Quotes & Sayings

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Be glad for tomorrow and love today while it's here.
Because tomorrow it will be gone. — Calvin W. Allison

Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers. — George Carlin

Research can trap you into the past. — William Bernbach

I certainly hadn't expected to walk away from today's trip with joint custody of a miniature dragon. — Richelle Mead

Henry narrowed his eyes at me. "You going somewhere?"
"Lacrosse field trip," I said. "I enjoy whacking the hell out of people with mallets. — Robin Benway

I really hope acting is going to be my career to the end, but you don't know anything, really, do you? — Kierston Wareing

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. — Caskie Stinnett

The Lord turned water into wine. All I'm suggesting is a trip to the grocery store. — Jodi Picoult

Last year we drove across the country ... We had one cassette tape to listen to on the entire trip ... I don't remember what it was ... — Steven Wright

To understand the song of life, listen to the melody of wind and ocean and watch the dance of waves and water. — Debasish Mridha

She moved like water, graceful and soft and lovely. Every part of me wanted to stick out my foot and trip her, just to see her stumble. — Cassandra Rose Clarke

It is the nature of creation, no one cares how much you are good or bad, just get famous, they all will walk after you. — M.F. Moonzajer

And I figured you'd drive a four-hour round-trip before giving up your car to someone else — Richelle Mead