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I enjoy making people laugh. The trick is to tell them jokes against yourself. If you praise yourself, your stories aren't funny.
— Michael Caine
I don't have a dog, because I travel too much. I don't want to just leave it abandoned.
— Tim Burton
Cracking the Ice scores the literary equivalent of a hat-trick: funny, harrowing and finally, heartfelt. This book is a winner.
— Gregory Neri
Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator.
— Lemony Snicket
Pertini has interpreted as their best the worst about Italians.
— Indro Montanelli
A neurosis defends itself by coming up with rationalizations to explain away bizarre behavior.
— David Brin
There's always someone we'd love to kill, the trick is to make it not look like an accident
— Josh Stern
And we'll build a path to citizenship for millions of immigrants who are already contributing to our economy!
— Hillary Clinton
Sex as you like it is an animal right -- no mere civil liberty. Defend it with your beak and claw.
— Irving Rosenthal
I think I'm going to cry again.
— Kristen Ashley
When a woman ceases to alter the fashion of her hair, you guess that she has passed the crisis of her experience.
— Mary Hunter Austin
It's delicious like my favorite treat! It's definitely good to eat!
— Nor Sanavongsay
How funny it was. The very thing that had broken her heart, now no longer wanted. A trick of time.
— Robin Black
Saint Delphi my ass.
— Jennifer L. Armentrout