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Funny Too Much Rain Quotes By Sol Luckman: When it rains it pours and when it

When it rains it pours and when it shines you get melanoma. — Sol Luckman

Funny Too Much Rain Quotes By Dia Reeves: The rain hung from his earlobes like delicate

The rain hung from his earlobes like delicate jewelry. — Dia Reeves

Funny Too Much Rain Quotes By Tennessee Williams: You take it for granted that I am

You take it for granted that I am in something that I want to get out of. — Tennessee Williams

Funny Too Much Rain Quotes By Karl Kraus: Immortality is the only thing which doesn't tolerate

Immortality is the only thing which doesn't tolerate being postponed. — Karl Kraus

Funny Too Much Rain Quotes By Iris Murdoch: Nothing is more beautifully and acceptably self-assertive than

Nothing is more beautifully and acceptably self-assertive than good singing. — Iris Murdoch

Funny Too Much Rain Quotes By Pope Leo XIII: From a mass of conclusions men often come

From a mass of conclusions men often come to wavering and doubt; and who knows not how easily the mind slips from doubt to error? — Pope Leo XIII

Funny Too Much Rain Quotes By Jeanne Julie Eleonore De Lespinasse: You soothe my soul. You fill it with

You soothe my soul. You fill it with so tender a sentiment that it is sweet to live during the time that I see you. — Jeanne Julie Eleonore De Lespinasse

Funny Too Much Rain Quotes By Terry Pratchett: It was the kind of storm that suggests

It was the kind of storm that suggests the whole sky has swallowed a diuretic. — Terry Pratchett

Funny Too Much Rain Quotes By Kristen Schaal: Mel: What was your name again? Rain: Rain.

Mel: What was your name again? Rain: Rain. Mel: Oh that's nice. Kind of like bad weather. — Kristen Schaal

Funny Too Much Rain Quotes By John D. Rhodes: Never dance in a puddle when there's a

Never dance in a puddle when there's a hole in your shoe (it's always best to take your shoes off first). — John D. Rhodes

Funny Too Much Rain Quotes By Henry Ford: Don't expect people to respect you for what

Don't expect people to respect you for what you are "planning" to do. — Henry Ford

Funny Too Much Rain Quotes By Debasish Mridha: The most important duty of a teacher is

The most important duty of a teacher is to not only teach but to also inspire and enhance the desire for learning. — Debasish Mridha

Funny Too Much Rain Quotes By Jerry Coleman: The game in St. Louis has been halted

The game in St. Louis has been halted in the fourth inning because of rain. I'll bet they have the jacuzzis going there. — Jerry Coleman

Funny Too Much Rain Quotes By Elizabeth C. Bunce: Paddy Eagan, stay away from falling signs for

Paddy Eagan, stay away from falling signs for a bit and you'll be as right as rain come the weekend. — Elizabeth C. Bunce

Funny Too Much Rain Quotes By Gayle Forman: Neither sleet nor rain nor a half inch

Neither sleet nor rain nor a half inch of snow will compel me to dress like a lumberjack. — Gayle Forman

Funny Too Much Rain Quotes By Tupac Shakur: You know it's funny, when it rains it

You know it's funny, when it rains it pours they got money for wars, but can't feed the poor. — Tupac Shakur

Funny Too Much Rain Quotes By Shania Twain: How could such a powerful animal possess so

How could such a powerful animal possess so generous a temperament as to carry man obediently and thoughtfully through the ages — Shania Twain

Funny Too Much Rain Quotes By Glendon Swarthout: The weather wouldn't settle down. It would rain

The weather wouldn't settle down. It would rain cats and dogs, then stop, then drip awhile, then stop while it made up its mind what to do next. — Glendon Swarthout

Funny Too Much Rain Quotes By John Berryman: The splendour & the lose grew all the

The splendour & the lose grew all the same, Sire. — John Berryman

Funny Too Much Rain Quotes By Ali Smith: One day instead the old woman said kind

One day instead the old woman said kind words to her and gave her an awning on a stick to keep rain off (there has been much rain in purgatorium) — Ali Smith

Funny Too Much Rain Quotes By Harry Carpenter: We haven't had any more rain since it

We haven't had any more rain since it stopped raining. — Harry Carpenter

Funny Too Much Rain Quotes By Loki Laufeyson: You were made to be ruled. It is

You were made to be ruled. It is the unspoken truth of humanity that you crave subjugation. In the end, you will always kneel — Loki Laufeyson

Funny Too Much Rain Quotes By Stanley Elkin: I've always been terrified of dying, always. It

I've always been terrified of dying, always. It was a concern of mine long before it had to be. — Stanley Elkin

Funny Too Much Rain Quotes By Gregory David Roberts: Whatever you do, in the privacy of your

Whatever you do, in the privacy of your own rain shower, is your own business — Gregory David Roberts

Funny Too Much Rain Quotes By Jack Prelutsky: You're nasty and you're loud,you're mean enough for

You're nasty and you're loud,
you're mean enough for two,
If I could be a cloud,
I'd rain all day on you. — Jack Prelutsky

Funny Too Much Rain Quotes By Whitney Houston: I have a mother that's very strong and

I have a mother that's very strong and family that surround me and constantly tell me they love me. — Whitney Houston

Funny Too Much Rain Quotes By Frank Lloyd Wright: An idea is salvation by imagination

An idea is salvation by imagination — Frank Lloyd Wright

Funny Too Much Rain Quotes By A'Zayler: Summer was going to kill her. Whenever Love

Summer was going to kill her. Whenever Love did tell Jacorey, that was going to be some funny shit. Rain — A'Zayler