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Funny Tomorrow Quotes By Homer: Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow

Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow — Homer

Funny Tomorrow Quotes By Terence McKenna: The cost of sanity in this society, is

The cost of sanity in this society, is a certain level of alienation — Terence McKenna

Funny Tomorrow Quotes By Bill Maris: During the 2000 bubble, many companies rushed to

During the 2000 bubble, many companies rushed to go public before they had any revenue. — Bill Maris

Funny Tomorrow Quotes By Ali Sparkes: Good plan," Freddy was saying. "Let's get some

Good plan," Freddy was saying. "Let's get some decent sleep. Tomorrow we can shake our gravy asses into town and do some sluething. — Ali Sparkes

Funny Tomorrow Quotes By P. J. O'Rourke: It's better to spend money like there's no

It's better to spend money like there's no tomorrow than to spend tonight like there's no money. — P. J. O'Rourke

Funny Tomorrow Quotes By Cassandra Page: People are writing post-apocalyptic fiction like there's no

People are writing post-apocalyptic fiction like there's no tomorrow! — Cassandra Page

Funny Tomorrow Quotes By David Frost: For those of you haven't read the book,

For those of you haven't read the book, it's being published tomorrow — David Frost

Funny Tomorrow Quotes By Manasa Rao: Isn't it funny how we all will end

Isn't it funny how we all will end up? Best friends today, communicating via internet tomorrow. Crush today, dancing at their weddings tomorrow. — Manasa Rao

Funny Tomorrow Quotes By Elvis Presley: [It's] funny how things have a way of

[It's] funny how things have a way of looking so much brighter in the daytime. — Elvis Presley

Funny Tomorrow Quotes By Adrienne Wilder: They want to talk to you tomorrow.""Tomo ...

They want to talk to you tomorrow."
"Tomo ... " Chase choked on the word. "As in the day after today?"
"Is there any other kind? — Adrienne Wilder

Funny Tomorrow Quotes By David Niven: Tomorrow, Trubshawe, I am going to get married

Tomorrow, Trubshawe, I am going to get married again, thereby quite possibly making the greatest mistake of my life. — David Niven

Funny Tomorrow Quotes By Neil Gaiman: Were you always like this?' 'Like what?' 'A

Were you always like this?'
'Like what?'
'A madman. With a time machine.'
'Oh, no. It took ages until I got the time machine. — Neil Gaiman

Funny Tomorrow Quotes By Deborah Howe: Today vegetables. Tomorrow...the world!

Today vegetables. Tomorrow...the world! — Deborah Howe

Funny Tomorrow Quotes By Michelle Gable: It's funny how quickly tomorrow becomes yesterday and

It's funny how quickly tomorrow becomes yesterday and then last week and then you run out of time. — Michelle Gable

Funny Tomorrow Quotes By Ashleigh Brilliant: Forgive me now - tomorrow I may no

Forgive me now - tomorrow I may no longer feel guilty. — Ashleigh Brilliant

Funny Tomorrow Quotes By Tony Robbins: The same protection you create for yourself becomes

The same protection you create for yourself becomes the wall that imprisons you. — Tony Robbins

Funny Tomorrow Quotes By Doris Lessing: I'm not one of those writers that sits

I'm not one of those writers that sits worrying about posthumous fame. — Doris Lessing

Funny Tomorrow Quotes By Eugene Ormandy: We do not know when he is coming.

We do not know when he is coming. He is coming tomorrow. — Eugene Ormandy

Funny Tomorrow Quotes By Dannika Dark: No, it's fine. I know you're late. Maybe

No, it's fine. I know you're late. Maybe we can talk tomorrow, but I'm going to be in and out all day."
"That's what he said," she purred. — Dannika Dark

Funny Tomorrow Quotes By Mehmet Murat Ildan: Our freedom is our sacred cow; no one

Our freedom is our sacred cow; no one should touch it! We must be very pious in this holy matter. — Mehmet Murat Ildan

Funny Tomorrow Quotes By George Carlin: The day after tomorrow is the third day

The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life. — George Carlin

Funny Tomorrow Quotes By Emo Philips: Countries are making nuclear weapons like there is

Countries are making nuclear weapons like there is no tomorrow. — Emo Philips

Funny Tomorrow Quotes By Kristen Bell: I love nerds. Comic-Con junkies are the tastemakers

I love nerds. Comic-Con junkies are the tastemakers of tomorrow. Isn't that funny? The tables have turned. — Kristen Bell