Funny Toilet Quotes
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Funny Toilet Quotes & Sayings
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He was discovered with his feet stuck to the ceiling in the bathroom with his head stuffed in the toilet ...
— Orson Scott Card
Still blows my mind that toilet paper isn't free.
— Kristen Schaal
Not failure, but low aim, is crime.
— James Russell Lowell
Caratacus suffered the double indignity of being taken to Rome in chains and having an opera written about him by Elgar.
— Ben Aaronovitch
What do you see in him anyway?" "He doesn't leave the toilet seat up." I smiled bitterly
— Jayde Scott
Marla said, This isn't like when guys sit backward on the toilet and pretend it's a motorcycle. This is a genuine accident.
— Chuck Palahniuk
Sometimes when I wake up, I forget that she's gone and then I remember and my heart drops like it does when you miss a step or trip over a kerb.
— Annabel Pitcher
You don't want to have to be the man and the woman in the relationship. I always say you want a man who can fix the toilet.
— Pamela Anderson
Man who stands on toilet, gets high on pot!
— Katharine Hepburn
I pray hard, work hard, and leave the rest to God.
— Florence Griffith Joyner
Life before toilet paper was not worth living.
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
Some people spend the best part of their lives living the dreams of others
— Bangambiki Habyarimana
If you drop your Kindle in the toilet, you're done.
— Stephen King