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Talent is a spring from which fresh water is constantly flowing. But this spring loses its value if it is not used in the right way. — Ludwig Wittgenstein

I had to stop drinkin, cuz I got tired of waking up in my car driving ninety. — Richard Pryor

I'm kinda tired. I was up all night trying to round off infinity. Then I got bored and went out and painted passing lines on curved roads. — Steven Wright

It can be easy to love all beings from a distance; it can be a great challenge when we have to live with them. — Gil Fronsdal

I am so tired, I can hardly type these worfs. — Lemony Snicket

Men never know how tired they are till their wives sit them down for a nice long talk. — Mignon McLaughlin

British people are surprised that I'm British! — David Harewood

I've got so much to do, I don't have time to sit down and be sad. — Norma McCorvey

If these two are tired of having sex with each other, what hope is there for the rest of us? — Tina Fey

Do animals understand the concept of dreams or do they think they enter another dimension when they get tired? — Christy Leigh Stewart

It's funny, after a while, you get tired of having to fight someone because they don't like the way you look. — Chris Robinson

Percy looked at his friends. I'm getting tired of this guy's shirt. — Rick Riordan

Become what you are. — Pindar

I just got tired of the wetness sticking to me, that's all. I think I was pretty safe from the threat of your joke being funny. — Susan Ee

If you're tired of starting over, stop giving up. — Shia Labeouf

The power of god has given men the ability to realize that he does not exist. — Andre Santos

I hope we find a cure for every major disease, because I'm tired of walking 5K. I'm pretty sure I don't have to sweat for cancer. I'll write a check. — Daniel Tosh

All of a sudden, I feel very old and very tired. Maybe when I get to California, the smog, brush fires, floods, and earthquakes will cheer me up. — Erma Bombeck

The public lands are a public stock, which ought to be disposed of to the best advantage for the nation. — James Monroe

The day I made that statement, about the inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the Camcorder. — Al Gore

I'm tired, I'm hungry and I have a head in a bag," I warned him. "Do not fuck with me. — Karen Chance

On Friday night, I was reading my new book, but my brain got tired, so I decided to watch some television instead. — Stephen Chbosky