Funny Time Zone Quotes
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Fact: The plastic knife is perfect for when a person just wants to make some marks on his food and get insanely frustrated at the same time.
— Demetri Martin
RITE, n. A religious or semi-religious ceremony fixed by law, precept or custom, with the essential oil of sincerity carefully squeezed out of it.
— Ambrose Bierce
And I wake, in the cage of my bones,
on the same cold ground. — John Burnside
on the same cold ground. — John Burnside
And my girlfriend, she's FAT! How fat? She's so fat she wears two watches-one for each time zone!
— Rodney Dangerfield
If something scares me then I feel like I have to do it.
— Barb Honchak
We decide our destiny.
— Lucian Bane
It's pretty rare to have CEOs or high level executives at big companies who are social activists. They tend not to be drawn to those areas of life.
— Jerry Greenfield
I think the NFL is 10 years away from an implosion,
— Mark Cuban
I don't believe I asked for a glass of your unimportant opinion.
— Suzanne Wright