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Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it. — Karl Pilkington

If you think is was an accident, applaud. — Geraldo Rivera

I spend a lot of time thinking about what I do and how it fits into the scheme of things. I won't do something just because it's funny. — Joel Hodgson

Don't feel bad for me. I think I'm, like, so pretty. — Amy Schumer

Shalt think otherwise when thou hast a man of thine own, I warrant you,' said the knight, apparently thinking this very funny. — C.S. Lewis

Philosophers, Poets and Fools have similar Consciousness — Amit Gupta

I wish I could think of a positive point to leave you with. Will you take two negative points? — Woody Allen

I think being funny had something to do with feeling like an outsider, not feeling cool - insecurity. — Kumail Nanjiani

So what I tend to do is to think of today as the past. It's funny when you comin in first but you hope that you last.. You just hope that it lasts. — Drake

I think the reason I became funny was because if I made people laugh, they would let me keep talking. — Anthony Jeselnik

I can't help thinking the failed New York bomber would've done far more damage if he'd simply driven throught Times Square in a Toyota. — Frankie Boyle

I think that should be the anti - speeding advert it should be footage of Richard Hammond trying to remember his own wedding day. — Frankie Boyle

The girl may have been tiny, but everything about her said, I'm not scared of you, so piss off. — Christine Manzari

I think you should, yeah. You should wash your beard, then shave it off, nail it to a Frisbee and fling it over a rainbow. — Dylan Moran

I want to do drama - no one really sees that. People just think I'm the funny guy and I can't do anything else, and that's just not true. — Mark Indelicato

I think it was Cosby who also said to me, 'If only 2 percent of the world thinks you're funny, you'll still fill stadiums for the rest of your life.' — Joan Rivers

I'd love to do sitcoms. I think I'm pretty darn funny. — Yasmine Bleeth

Pickup lines never work ... I think someone clever, witty and funny is very attractive. — Kate Upton

Roses are read, violets are blue; I'm using my hand, but I'm thinking of you. — L.A. Casey

Here. There. Everywhere." He leered at his friend. "Thinking about you and Moira's
underwear. — Dana Marie Bell

You never think of films being really creepy that you're in because you just remember the funny stuff. — Pell James

Chess is a thinking person's game. But you don't have to be smart to know what's funny! Lots of check, mate! — Steve Breen

I've always tried to be funny, or stupid, or whatever. I love making people laugh and I think it comes quite naturally to me. — Brian Littrell

I'd shake his hand, but I think that's what's holding up his pants. — George Lopez

I think being successful in comedy is being funny and making jokes - anything beyond that is the icing on the cake. — Jimmy Carr

I think they should put pies on the fronts of trains, so that when they hit something it's at least a little bit funny. — Demetri Martin

The manlier you are, the harder it is to understand what a woman wants: there is not a hint of female brain in you. — Criss Jami

I'm too busy thinking what I'm going to say next to remember what I've said, but my staff tells me I'm sometimes funny. Not always on purpose, though. — Jared Polis

I'm also not very analytical. You know I don't spend a lot of time thinking about myself, about why I do things — George W. Bush

My mate asked me "What do you think of voluntary work?" I said "I wouldn't do it if you paid me." — Tim Vine

Think of your girlfriend or boyfriend or whomever you want to. — Eugene Ormandy

Yeah, I was thinking about taking one of those showers where you huddle in the corner fully clothed and cry, Archer offered. — Rachel Hawkins

Do you think to yourself, 'Wow, I saw this chicken and she was gorgeous?' — Les Dennis

I can only think of a handful of artists that can make a funny painting or a funny sculpture without it feeling coined in someway. — Joe Bradley

I think whatever comes natural is probably the truth, and the truth is the strongest form of anything - whether serious or funny. — Charlyne Yi

Something feels funny. I must be thinking too hard. — A.A. Milne

The movies are funny, in one way, because you think of everyone being as beautiful as the dawn, but that isn't true. — Julian Fellowes

Life has a funny way of helping you out when you think that everything's gone wrong. — Alanis Morissette

Sex and murder are the same. Well, you say the same after both don't you? 'Damn I got to get the hell out of here! What was I thinking!' — Dave Attell

It is funny how certain places get connected with certain people, and you never go back without thinking of them. — Jean Webster

I am originally from Indiana. I know what most of you are thinking: Indiana - mafia. — Jim Gaffigan

From my dad ... I think we have a similar sense of humor. I don't know if that's a good or bad thing, but I think he's funny! — Jenna Bush

I think this whole celebrity world is weird anyway. Weird and funny and kind of pathetic and yet so right for parody. — Ben Stiller

Do you think pandas know they're Chinese and they're taking the one child policy a bit too seriously? — Jim Jefferies

I don't think of any sentence as a "one-liner", but I do pay attention to how people actually speak when they are being funny. Rhythm is key. — Lorrie Moore

I think people who are fanatical about anything are funny. — Jackie Schaffer

I'm not ashamed of being a bubbly, funny person. I think that's as valid as being the dark, brooding, tortured Oscar-nominated one. — Cameron Diaz

There's a fear that I don't think people are interested in my actual opinion. I just think people are interested in me being funny. — Nick Thune

Size does matter. There's a lot of ways to make people feel good, but personally I think it does enhance things. — Pamela Anderson

I've got a friend whose nickname is "Shagger". You might think that's pretty cool. She doesn't like it. — Jimmy Carr

I was a theater guy growing up and I wanted to be Al Pacino, and I think I just looked and sounded too funny. — Charlie Day

I didn't grow up identifying with beauty. I grew up thinking I could be smart and funny - those are the things I got feedback on. — Lauren Graham

I just like working with people that I respect and think are really funny. — Busy Philipps

It's a real valley when I talk about veal. And calf roping. People were sensitive about calf roping. Which I think is quite funny. — Gary Gulman

I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they
wouldn't have to go so fast. — Steven Wright

I'm homeless, in a funny way. My culture I think is completely rooted in German 19th century music I suppose. — Hans Zimmer

I write in my own journal when something extraordinary or funny happens. And there's some nice imagery in there. I don't think of what to do with it. — Annie Dillard

Kids like my act because I'm wearing nose glasses. Adults like my act because there's a guy who thinks putting on nose glasses is funny. — Steve Martin

There's a lot of guy comics who I think are funny, but I generally am more excited about a special or a show where there are females. — Margaret Cho

I don't do comedy. I think if a situation is funny you just play it for real and if it's funny, it's funny. — Morgan Freeman

I don't know how high I went, I don't wanna know. Heights are not my favorite thing. It makes my balls go in my throat just thinking about it. — Chris Kyle

I wrote an entire movie [Man up] about how important I think voices are, so it was funny. — Lake Bell

When you start explaining why something's funny or finding a formula for it I think it loses some of its funniness. — Betty White

You think you're funny! You think you're funny Cena, huh? The only pose you're going to be doing tonight is lying on your back with me on top! — Randy Orton

The accents are really really funny. I think I could convince somebody I was from New Zealand. — Carter Jenkins

Women are very funny. Some of the funniest people I can think of are women. — Rachel Bloom

I often arrive at quite sensible ideas and judgements, on the spur of the moment. It is when I stop to think that I become foolish. — Jerome K. Jerome

That's the only dog I know who can smell someone just thinking about food. — Charles M. Schulz

To me, the movie is more funny if, at the same time, you can think a little bit or dream a little bit. — Quentin Dupieux

I don't think half my stuff would be funny if the audience didn't feel at least a little bit safe that it's not how I truly feel. — Sarah Silverman

I make myself laugh all the time. I think I'm really funny. I do. — Mila Kunis

The more I think of you, the less I think of you. — Henny Youngman