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Any chance that you're pregnant?' the technician says as he pulls the X-ray lamp over my swollen knee.
'No,' Henry and Dad say at the same time. — Miranda Kenneally
'No,' Henry and Dad say at the same time. — Miranda Kenneally
There are a lot of funny things that happen in one's life.
— Pierce Brosnan
Because death and illness are the most horrible things in life, of course that's where the most absurdly funny things are going to happen.
— Julia Sweeney
Solitude, which is held to be cause of eccentricity, in fact imposes excessive normality, and least in public ... [p. 7]
— Shirley Hazzard
Those who seek to profit by division don't stand a chance.
— Henry Rollins
I don't write material. Funny things happen to me in the course of a day, and I just make notes.
— Kevin Hart
My natural inclination to be improv rather than an educated character serves me well.
— Gary Vaynerchuk
There are a million things in music I know nothing about. I just want to narrow down that figure.
— Andre Previn
I might have enjoyed the company of a woman or two ... Or three but that had never
stopped me from loving you. — F Scott Fitzgerald
stopped me from loving you. — F Scott Fitzgerald
Funny things tend not to happen to me. I am not a natural comic. I need to think about things a lot before I can be even remotely amusing.
— Rowan Atkinson
Funny things happen to you in movies for silly reasons.
— Michael Caine
Keeping players happy is not easy and I think anyone with a big squad will tell you that.
— Alex Ferguson
I would never say that being Bob Marley's son has been a pressure. It has been a door opener.
— Damian Marley
You know, if you play on home soil sometimes funny things can happen and you have that push of the crowd.
— Ruud Gullit