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There's no such thing as addiction, there's only things that you enjoy doing more than life. — Doug Stanhope

Life is not a static thing. The only people who do not change their minds are incompetents in asylums, and those in cemeteries. — Everett Dirksen

Beating up on the so-called elite media has a nice populist ring to it. — Bill Keller

Love's a funny thing, especially with a man who gets paid to put junk in other people's slots. (The Mail Man) — Andrew Sturm

It's a very funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it. — W. Somerset Maugham

Life has a funny way of turning you into the one thing you don't want to be. — Jonathan Levine

It is a very funny thing that the sleepier you are, the longer you take about getting to bed. — C.S. Lewis

Life is like a beach chair when you can afford one — Joe Budden

A scientist ... must accept the results of experiment, and nothing but the results of experiment. — Frank Tipler

I think the first things that are relevant are that things should work well; they should function. — Robin Day

The funny thing about life is, there's nothing better to do than live it. — D.E. Navarro

There was this funny thing of anything could happen now that we realized everything had. — Raymond Carver

Life is a funny thing, the minute you think you've got everything figured out something comes along and turns it all upside down. — Zayn Malik

Smiles are a funny thing
and laughter is hilarious.
I smile sometimes
when I am delirious. — Casey Renee Kiser

That's the funny thing about life...you don't know you're missing something. Then when you get it, you don't know what you'd do without it. — D.K. Hamilton

Love is a funny thing. The ones we love don't always love us back. — Scylar Tyberius

That was a funny thing about friends, Marylin thought. You could know a person practically your whole life and she could still surprise you. — Frances O'Roark Dowell

Certainty always produces questions, uncertainty statements. It is a balancing law of nature. — Djuna Barnes

The funny thing is, Ivy, falling in love with you was as easy as breathing. The best time of my life. — Kristen Callihan

Well excuse me! How was I supposed to know that a pink baseball cap with a dildo glued on top isn't a "hard hat"? — Jarod Kintz

The funny thing is, in reality we all just presume that life is going to happen when we wake up in the morning. What if it didn't? — A. Antares

The hardest thing about life is that every now and then you have to do things so you have something to tweet about. — Andy Borowitz

I remember when I got my first Adam Sandler CD and it was the funniest thing I'd ever heard in my entire life, and continues to be. — Seth Rogen

It's a funny thing about love: you don't need to have it returned to love somebody. Loving's enough.
A Prologue to Love — Taylor Caldwell

Sometimes the smartest thing to do is to feign ignorance. — Zack W. Van

It's a funny thing about life, I think we're born square and we die round — Daniel Gottlieb

The Past is gone and the future might not even be, the only thing we ever experience is the now, I try to enjoy the minute. — George Harrison

Baggage is a funny thing. The more you have of it, the heavier it becomes and the longer it takes to reach your destination in life. — Chloe Maxwell

It's a funny thing, this life. — Paul Allih

And do you know a funny thing? I'm almost fifty years old and I've never understood anything in my whole life. — Richard Yates

Funny thing about life is that it never turns out the way you want it to. — S.L. Jennings

I'm not a prude. On the set, they called me 'Butt Naked.' — Cuba Gooding Jr.

Hurry, get on board, it's comin', listen to those rails a-thrumming all aboard. Get on the "A" train, soon you will be on Sugar Hill in Harlem. — Duke Ellington

The idea of a visual icon that gives you a sense of information very quickly and that you can easily just say "That's what the style is." — DJ Spooky

Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave. — Quentin Crisp

That living specimen of gall and hatred, that individual. — P. G. T. Beauregard

It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it. - SOMERSET MAUGHAM — Sarah Ban Breathnach

Life is a gamble, we scramble for money,
I might crack a smile, but ain't a damn thing funny. — Prodigy