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All your Western theologies, the whole mythology of them, are based on the concept of God as a senile delinquent
— Tennessee Williams
I thought she was going to win it, she just got out-bobbed at the wire.
— Jerry Hollendorfer
King Nicholas had explained the lense box to
— Eoin Colfer
To the devil with false modesty.
— Stephen King
To the last syllable of recorded time, And all our yesterdays have lighted fools The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
— William Shakespeare
Isn't that funny, that deity is passe but the attributes and implications of deity linger
— Gregory Maguire
— Gregory Maguire
Give me ten thousand Filipino soldiers and I will conquer the world.
— Douglas MacArthur
Chance arrives unannounced. It emerges, and when it leaves, we are lucky if the changes it has produced are only external.
— Franz Grillparzer
Nothing's more dangerous than a girl,
— Catherine Ryan Hyde
Predators will look for any way to talk to children online whether through sites like Myspace, instant messaging, or even online games.
— Mike Fitzpatrick
An educated theologian: someone who's better at rationalizing what they're pretending to know.
— Peter Boghossian
God never breaks His promises.
— Francis Chan