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But though it had prevailed against such fierce adversaries as fire and flood, it had fallen victim softly and swiftly to television in the 1960's. — Kate Morton

Hey, Geekoid!" yelled Duncan Dougal, "Why do you read so much? Don't you know how to watch TV? — Bruce Coville

He who travels west travels not only with the sun but with history. — Hal Borland

Have you noticed that families on TV never watch television? — Henny Youngman

An adventure is never an adventure when it happens. An adventure is simply physical and emotional discomfort recollected in tranquility. — Tim Cahill

Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs. — Alfred Hitchcock

I don't like to channel surf. You guys like it, don't you. You guys like to change the channel. We like to change you. — Wendy Liebman

Even though I do a more traditional type of being funny on television, I still know a lot of comedians and stand-ups and improv actors. — Busy Philipps

No opinions would be worth holding except by those who read works in the original. — David Bellos

There are two things you never turn down: sex and appearing on television. — Gore Vidal

Friend, our dream is not Easy to explain and not to follow without knowledge about Dreams. — Jan Jansen

The amount of educational programming on television today is simply desensitizing. The only reason left to go to school is to see gun violence. — Bauvard

The funny thing about television is that once you start to do it you never get time to watch it. — Kevin Sorbo

Sometimes ...
I feel as if
I'm not supposed to get better. — Frank Warren

When you distort the truth, you weaken your credibility. — Frank Sonnenberg

It's not common for a woman on television, especially if she's the mom of the family, to be funny. She's usually a straight man or foil. — Martha Plimpton

Now I'm starting to jog. But every time I do jog I have 9-1 pressed into my phone, with the next '1' ready to be launched in case I drop. — Kevin James

Frankness is not a license to say anything you want, wherever and whenever you want. It is not rudeness. — Rick Warren

Once you have a sister, you never stop having her, even if you can no longer see or touch her. — Mitch Albom

Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television. — David Letterman

It's not brain surgery. It's not nuclear physics. It's television. It's only television. — Linda Ellerbee

The nightmare is you spend the rest of your life being funny at parties and then people say, 'Why didn't you do that when you were on television?' — Conan O'Brien

Television is a weapon of mass distractrion. — Larry Gelbart

If you're a writer, you want to get your soul out there, where people can look at it. — Jeremy Larner

I do miss sometimes being onstage, because when I do film and television, it's usually so brief and funny. — John Michael Higgins

Finding out the truth is only half of it. It's what you do with it that matters. — Tristan Wilds

One taste of the old time sets all to rights. — Robert Browning

Questioning growth is deemed to be the act of lunatics, idealists and revolutionaries. But question it we must. — Tim Jackson

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. — Johnny Carson

It's not surprising that you wouldn't see that side of me on television, but in real life I find the world to be quite a funny place. — Gwen Ifill

You exposed your penis on national television, Max. What am I supposed to do?"
"I didn't expose it, Howard, it just sort of peeked out. — Augusten Burroughs

Carol Burnett was particularly funny. She swore for the first time on television on Larry Sanders. — Garry Shandling

On Friday night, I was reading my new book, but my brain got tired, so I decided to watch some television instead. — Stephen Chbosky