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Funny Technology Quotes By Kate Morton: But though it had prevailed against such fierce

But though it had prevailed against such fierce adversaries as fire and flood, it had fallen victim softly and swiftly to television in the 1960's. — Kate Morton

Funny Technology Quotes By Tom Peters: GIVE THE WORLD A CLEAR PICTURE OF WHO

GIVE THE WORLD A CLEAR PICTURE OF WHO YOU ARE. — Tom Peters

Funny Technology Quotes By Duke Of Wellington: I see no reason to suppose these machines

I see no reason to suppose these machines will ever force themselves into general use. — Duke Of Wellington

Funny Technology Quotes By Beau Bokan: The fans out in New Zealand are amazing.

The fans out in New Zealand are amazing. They're genuinely excited and appreciative that you're playing their country. — Beau Bokan

Funny Technology Quotes By Andy Borowitz: Twitter is currently valued at $8 billion, or

Twitter is currently valued at $8 billion, or $1 for every hour it has wasted. — Andy Borowitz

Funny Technology Quotes By Andy Borowitz: Getting your news from Twitter is like asking

Getting your news from Twitter is like asking a cat for directions. — Andy Borowitz

Funny Technology Quotes By Holly Black: But if you didn't believe in monsters, then

But if you didn't believe in monsters, then how were you going to be able to keep safe from them? — Holly Black

Funny Technology Quotes By Andy Borowitz: Thanks to the Internet, people we might have

Thanks to the Internet, people we might have only suspected of being idiots can now give us ample evidence. — Andy Borowitz

Funny Technology Quotes By Austin Grossman: There are days when you just don't feel

There are days when you just don't feel all that evil."
You don't become a world-class villain overnight."
-Dr. Impossible — Austin Grossman

Funny Technology Quotes By James Gosling: An API that isn't comprehensible isn't usable.

An API that isn't comprehensible isn't usable. — James Gosling

Funny Technology Quotes By John Geddes: The art of Europe is drowned in the

The art of Europe is drowned in the centuries in the war-scarred face of a motherland.. — John Geddes

Funny Technology Quotes By Sarvesh Jain: No matter how much you're tempted or provoked

No matter how much you're tempted or provoked to speak. Never speak where you don't need to. — Sarvesh Jain

Funny Technology Quotes By Jim Denny: You ain't going nowhere, son. You ought to

You ain't going nowhere, son. You ought to go back to driving a truck. — Jim Denny

Funny Technology Quotes By Manish Dayal: Definitely, I think I fulfill a very funny

Definitely, I think I fulfill a very funny Indian stereotype because I love technology. It's something I've always been interested in. — Manish Dayal

Funny Technology Quotes By Donna Wolfe Gatti: Hire an angel. They need the work.

Hire an angel. They need the work. — Donna Wolfe Gatti

Funny Technology Quotes By Doug Linder: A good programmer is someone who always looks

A good programmer is someone who always looks both ways before crossing a one-way street. — Doug Linder

Funny Technology Quotes By Andy Borowitz: I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start

I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one. — Andy Borowitz

Funny Technology Quotes By Evelyn Waugh: A typical triumph of modern science to find

A typical triumph of modern science to find the only part of Randolph that was not malignant and remove it. — Evelyn Waugh

Funny Technology Quotes By Robert Louis Stevenson: Both sides of me were in dead earnest.

Both sides of me were in dead earnest. — Robert Louis Stevenson

Funny Technology Quotes By Larry Wall: Obviously I was either onto something, or on

Obviously I was either onto something, or on something. — Larry Wall

Funny Technology Quotes By John C. Maxwell: move up to another level in your career

move up to another level in your career and personal life, then — John C. Maxwell

Funny Technology Quotes By Roderick Matthews: India, created by collective leadership and built on

India, created by collective leadership and built on principles of diversity and tolerance, has become a country addicted to debate; Pakistan, — Roderick Matthews

Funny Technology Quotes By Dave Barry: The population of earth has reached 7 billion

The population of earth has reached 7 billion people, every single one of whom send you irritating emails to join something called "LinkedIn." — Dave Barry

Funny Technology Quotes By Nelson Mandela: For me, survival is the ability to cope

For me, survival is the ability to cope with difficulties, with circumstances, and to overcome them. — Nelson Mandela

Funny Technology Quotes By Jim Warner: The Second Law of Thermodynamics: If you think

The Second Law of Thermodynamics: If you think things are in a mess now, just wait! — Jim Warner

Funny Technology Quotes By Richard Lerner: AT&T to wed T-Mobile. Following the ceremony there

AT&T to wed T-Mobile. Following the ceremony there will be no reception. — Richard Lerner

Funny Technology Quotes By Paula Fox: I have a painter's memory. I can remember

I have a painter's memory. I can remember things from my childhood which were so powerfully imprinted on me, the whole scene comes back. — Paula Fox

Funny Technology Quotes By Nadia Hashimi: household. Shekiba slowly

household. Shekiba slowly — Nadia Hashimi

Funny Technology Quotes By Richard Greenberg: My usual route is, I do a play

My usual route is, I do a play at South Coast Rep, then there's time between and I revise it, and then I take it to New York. — Richard Greenberg