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But though it had prevailed against such fierce adversaries as fire and flood, it had fallen victim softly and swiftly to television in the 1960's. — Kate Morton

GIVE THE WORLD A CLEAR PICTURE OF WHO YOU ARE. — Tom Peters

I see no reason to suppose these machines will ever force themselves into general use. — Duke Of Wellington

The fans out in New Zealand are amazing. They're genuinely excited and appreciative that you're playing their country. — Beau Bokan

Twitter is currently valued at $8 billion, or $1 for every hour it has wasted. — Andy Borowitz

Getting your news from Twitter is like asking a cat for directions. — Andy Borowitz

But if you didn't believe in monsters, then how were you going to be able to keep safe from them? — Holly Black

Thanks to the Internet, people we might have only suspected of being idiots can now give us ample evidence. — Andy Borowitz

There are days when you just don't feel all that evil."
You don't become a world-class villain overnight."
-Dr. Impossible — Austin Grossman

An API that isn't comprehensible isn't usable. — James Gosling

The art of Europe is drowned in the centuries in the war-scarred face of a motherland.. — John Geddes

No matter how much you're tempted or provoked to speak. Never speak where you don't need to. — Sarvesh Jain

You ain't going nowhere, son. You ought to go back to driving a truck. — Jim Denny

Definitely, I think I fulfill a very funny Indian stereotype because I love technology. It's something I've always been interested in. — Manish Dayal

Hire an angel. They need the work. — Donna Wolfe Gatti

A good programmer is someone who always looks both ways before crossing a one-way street. — Doug Linder

I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one. — Andy Borowitz

A typical triumph of modern science to find the only part of Randolph that was not malignant and remove it. — Evelyn Waugh

Both sides of me were in dead earnest. — Robert Louis Stevenson

Obviously I was either onto something, or on something. — Larry Wall

move up to another level in your career and personal life, then — John C. Maxwell

India, created by collective leadership and built on principles of diversity and tolerance, has become a country addicted to debate; Pakistan, — Roderick Matthews

The population of earth has reached 7 billion people, every single one of whom send you irritating emails to join something called "LinkedIn." — Dave Barry

For me, survival is the ability to cope with difficulties, with circumstances, and to overcome them. — Nelson Mandela

The Second Law of Thermodynamics: If you think things are in a mess now, just wait! — Jim Warner

AT&T to wed T-Mobile. Following the ceremony there will be no reception. — Richard Lerner

I have a painter's memory. I can remember things from my childhood which were so powerfully imprinted on me, the whole scene comes back. — Paula Fox

household. Shekiba slowly — Nadia Hashimi

My usual route is, I do a play at South Coast Rep, then there's time between and I revise it, and then I take it to New York. — Richard Greenberg