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Life is too short not to experiment. — Jamelia

Hoping never really got us anywhere, did it? — Jennifer L. Armentrout

You are the noblest, purest creature I've ever met. The universe will be a darker place without you, he whispered. — Stephenie Meyer

That's the trouble with cookbooks. Like sex education and nuclear physics, they are founded on an illusion. They bespeak order, but they end in tears. — Anthony Lane

I find it kind of funny. I find it kind of sad. The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had. — Tears For Fears

What I write could only be called poetry because there is no other category to put it. — Marianne Moore

Goth Juice ... The most powerful hairspray known to man. Made from the tears of Robert Smith. — Noel Fielding

I would say Politically Incorrect is my favourite right now. — Megan Gallagher

Men do not have to cook their food; they do so for symbolic reasons to show they are men and not beasts. — Edmund Leach

Don't ask who said it? Ask what they said. — Thomas Aquinas

I'm a big boy, but I can get jiggy with it. Ladies, I will go to dance clubs, and I will tear it up hardcore for a good 30 seconds. — Gabriel Iglesias

The fish,
Even in the fisherman's net,
Still carries,
The smell of the sea. — Mourid Barghouti

If one is searching for the cause of brutality in mankind, it would do well to remember that civilization is a great and vast machine. — Christopher Dutton

I'm reading Joe Eszterhas biography; it's fabulous. Every time he made a movie, he fought with the director or the producer over the ending. — Chris Matthews

The thing about love is you always end up losing it. — Linda Lael Miller

I'm not saying he was, like, crying tears of man pain over the phone, but he sounded upset. — Hannah Harrington

Through a veil of tears I watched the city get smaller and smaller. It was funny, because it sort of felt as if my heart was doing the same thing. — E.M. Denning

Happiness is a choice. You grieve, you stomp your feet, you pick yourself up and choose to be happy. — Lucy Lawless

Nothing," she said, "upsets me more than being hungry; I snarl and snap and burst into tears. — Shirley Jackson

In the presence of a reader of Teilhard De Chardin I feel disarmed, nonplussed, ready to break down in tears. — Michel Houellebecq