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Funny Tea Quotes & Sayings

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No matter how much you give a homeless person for tea ... you never get that tea. — Jimmy Carr

Every morning I read the obituaries. If it ain't there I make myself a cup of tea and carry on like I have the past century or so. — Lois Greiman

Will you go out with me for a cup of coffee?" "No." "No?" "I prefer tea, thank you. — Padma Venkatraman

I would rather a thousand times be a free soul in jail than to be a sycophant and coward in the streets. — Eugene V. Debs

But I've never looked at myself as being particularly funny. — Tea Leoni

Planning is the mother of almost every other ability. Make your plan and set a timetable for its accomplishment in writing. — Sterling W. Sill

This was going to be the best cup of tea ever, even if it did look piss weak and oily. He took a gentle sip. Motherfuckers. It was coffee. — Simon Dunn

You're never too young to start being a hero. Practice dueling one-handed so you never need to drop your blankie. - THE HERO'S GUIDE TO BEING A HERO — Christopher Healy

Time for Tolerance,Equality, and Acceptance, It's allways TEA time with my Friends ... — Gregory Douglass

Can I fetch you something, madam? A cup of tea?'
In the old days she'd have been 'miss' and he'd have offered her a cocktail. — Sara Sheridan

I believe that the choice not to have a choice is a choice in itself. — Kcat Yarza

Life's like a movie, write your own ending. Keep believing, keep pretending. — Jim Henson

A woman appeared and began to generate tea and coffee — Max Barry

Conservatives consider liberals well-intentioned, but misguided. Liberals consider conservatives not only wrong, but really, really bad people. — Larry Elder

Tea should be as bitter as wormwod and as sharp as a two eged sword
Kit Snicket (a series of unfortunate events) — Lemony Snicket

It's not an accident that successful people read more books. — Seth Godin

I was performing my ritual of sipping tea, shooting flirtatious glances and planning murder — Mingmei Yip

Men are not prisoners of fate, but only prisoners of their own minds. — Franklin D. Roosevelt

Nearly $1B in assets — Anonymous

Oh come on Pam, they're funny. They're like humans but miniature ... tea cup humans! — Charlaine Harris

Moses challenged parents both to teach the faith diligently and to maximize normal encounters or ongoing discussion. — Matt Chandler

You can find tea in a tea cup.. but cannot find world in a world cup. — Arjuna Ranatunga

Liza took her time sipping her tea. That's what I hear Janet. Of course, living it up can take years off your life and add them to your face. — Gwenn Wright

Now and then it is okay to get lost to find yourself in a new way. — Debasish Mridha