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If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving backward, would the taxi driver end up owing you money? — Steven Wright

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. — Groucho Marx

Any one could write a book," said the taxi driver. " Yes, they could, but they DON'T," said Maeve Binchy — Maeve Binchy

Once I was doing a sponsored walk. In the end I managed to raise so much money, I could afford a taxi. — Jimmy Carr

Faith alone saves, but the faith that saves is not alone. — John Calvin

There is no room in the universe for the least contempt or pride; but only for a gentle and a reverent heart. — James Martineau

I discovered that when one follows the artist's eye one sees unexpected treasures in so many seemingly ordinary scenes. — Julia Child

Real beauty is to be true to oneself. That's what makes me feel good. — Laetitia Casta

My family pleaded with me to forget literature and do something sensible, such as find some sort of useful work. — Lloyd Alexander

Every team doesn't fit every person's style of play. — Rajon Rondo

I can remember when safe sex meant a padded headboard. — Bob Monkhouse

When in my present lonely lot, I feel my past has not been free From sins which I remember not, I dread more, what to come, may be. — Murasaki Shikibu

Hear from those who have gone before you. — Mike Dunlap

With toddlers around, times are always interesting. — Beth Ann Fennelly