Funny Table Quotes
Collection of top 13 famous quotes about Funny Table
Funny Table Quotes & Sayings
Happy to read and share the best inspirational Funny Table quotes, sayings and quotations on Wise Famous Quotes.
When you look like I do its hard to get a table for one at Chucky Cheese.
— Zach Galifianakis
The table of elements does not contain one of the most powerful elements that make up our world, and that is the element of surprise.
— Lemony Snicket
You'll find my leg under the coffee table.
— John Green
In particular, there was a butler in a blue coat and bright buttons, who gave quite a winey flavour to the table beer; he poured it out so superbly.
— Charles Dickens
I should stalk over there and pee around his table to stake my claim. Wait ... what? Jeez, Kacey.
— K.A. Tucker
The first time I walked by a crap table, I felt kind of funny.
— Carroll Shelby
Warren returns from his room and sits back down at the table. "I walked away for dramatic effect," he says. "I wasn't finished eating yet. — Colleen Hoover
I've never been to a dinner party where everyone at the dinner table didn't say something funny.
— Lorrie Moore
Head gear, plus acne equals ... table for one in the cafeteria.
— Zach Galifianakis