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Oz lists the hem of his shirt, exposing his cut abs, and wipes his brow with the material. Oh my with chocolate on top. That was just beautiful. — Katie McGarry

Gay marriage will destroy the family — Pope Francis

Businessman, philanthropist, large egg. — Jasper Fforde

That didn't sound like them slinging beads at us. Think if I whip my shirt off, they'll go blind and leave? Nick — Sherrilyn Kenyon

For Christmas one year I bought my son a BB gun. He bought me a t-shirt with a bulls eye on the back. — Rodney Dangerfield

Sympathy is why when a man is getting mugged, you let him keep his shirt after you take his life. Funerals are respectable affairs, after all. — Bauvard

When did you get that?"
"The shirt? At Macy's. Winter sale. — Cassandra Clare

I remember getting a Phoenix Suns T-shirt. I had that Phoenix Suns T-shirt forever. It's the funny things you remember as a kid, but it was a blast. — Jonathan Lipnicki

I opened the door. He looked down at my shirt and smiled. "Funny," he said.
"Don't call my boobs funny," I answered. — John Green

The police never find it as funny as you do.-T-Shirt — Darynda Jones

There has to be a reason and objective (to air strikes). What does it do to move the effort down the road for a political conversation? — Chuck Hagel

I was the girl with cake batter in her hair, egg on her shirt and her foot in her mouth. Always. — Kari Luna

The habit of falling hardens the body, reaching the ground, to in itself, is a relief. — Jose Saramago

Can I buy you an ice cream beforeI take you home? I feel like it's the least I can do after scaring your shirt off. — Tamara Summers

Pessimism is not good for the soul."
"I sold my soul years ago."
"To whom?"
"The bitch goddess Success. She cut town before paying off. — Jonathan Kellerman

There are very few personal problems that can't be solved with a suitable application of high explosives. — Darynda Jones

You know you have ADD when Look A chicken - T-shirt — Darynda Jones

Mama!' Rosie tugged on my shirt. 'This broccoli is tasty and wonderful'. — Curtis Sittenfeld

Sex and pizza, they say, are similar. When it's good, it's good. When it's bad, you get it on your shirt. — Mike Birbiglia

He had on a funny T-shirt, as usual. Today's featured acartoon figure running from a giant T. rex, and it read EXERCISE: SOME MOTIVATIONREQUIRED. — Rachel Caine

He wears his cockiness like an ironic T-shirt, but it fits him better. — Gillian Flynn

Percy looked at his friends. I'm getting tired of this guy's shirt. — Rick Riordan

I glance down his body. He's still wearing his shorts and his shirt, and I still have my T-shirt on. Jeez
talk about wham, bam, thank you ma'am. — E.L. James

His shoulders slumped as though he were a human-shaped balloon that had just lost half of its air. — Bentley Little

The scandal of the world is what makes the offence; it is not sinful to sin in silence. — Moliere

Listen with your eyes because here you cannot decipher what is said out of the effort of mouths. — Myung Mi Kim

Wiping the rivulet of sweat running down my ear with the bottom of my muscle shirt, I snuck a sniff under my pit. Whoa. Kill a moose — Julie Anne Peters

Why are you wearing a T-shirt under your other T-shirt?" Livvy asked.
"In case one of them is stolen," Marked said, as it were entirely normal. — Cassandra Clare

They can't expect anyone to actually pay for a shirt that says, 'I (picture of an elephant) the San Diego Zoo.' What does that even mean? — Adam Rex

Foul!" yelled Jamie, who seemed extremely happy not to be the one facing a blade. "Distracting technique! Put your shirt back on right now. — Sarah Rees Brennan

LIKE THE SUICIDAL RACCOON, I, TOO, WILL FUCK UP YOUR ALIGNMENT IF YOU RUN ME OVER. - T-shirt — Darynda Jones

No really, I'm a werewolf and you're a human, which essentially translates into a steak with legs. — Quinn Loftis

Ya back home they call me the tie-dye shirt kid, well that and fagot. — Bo Burnham

I feel like the smartest people in my field are busy reinforcing the old models with new technology. — Douglas Rushkoff

My dad wears girls' clothes - it's so funny. Sometimes I see him and I'm like, 'Nice shirt!,' because it's from my closet. — Liv Tyler

In summers, after 1 hour of extreme gaming you can use your laptop to iron your shirt. — Neetesh Dixit

Duty is ours; consequences are God's. — Stonewall Jackson