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That was Mahogany!! — Suzanne Collins

Why you white man have so much cargo and we New Guineans have so little? (asked Yali) — Jared Diamond

What part of Canada are you from, honey?"
"THE LEFT PART," said Jay. — Adam Rex

Night gives a black look to everything, whatever it may be. — Arthur Schopenhauer

Truths are not the better nor the worse for their obviousness or difficulty, but their value is to be measured by their usefulness and tendency. — John Locke

I hate the idea of sequels. I think you should be able to do it in one book. — Jane Gardam

Sneaky would be a lime-green Volkswagen. Nobody would suspect the assassins in the lime-green Volkswagen. — Adam Rex

A row of tables manned by seated, serious women. Each woman looked like she could be someone's least-favourite aunt. — Adam Rex

There you go. Perfect. And can you still throw up at will like you could in sixth grade? That would be good. — Adam Rex

Sorry I'm late, Ms. Egami said to the class. She dropped her papers, which scattered in that special way papers do when one is running late. — Adam Rex

Then it suddenly and theatrically began to clean itself in the way cats do when they want you to know what a big deal you aren't. — Adam Rex

Scottish Play Doe was born at 4:13 a.m. on September 6th. The ink was barely dry on his father's new tattoo. — Adam Rex

They can't expect anyone to actually pay for a shirt that says, 'I (picture of an elephant) the San Diego Zoo.' What does that even mean? — Adam Rex

The United States was a big country where everybody wore funny t-shirts and ate too much. — Adam Rex

The aeroplane has unveiled for us the true face of the earth. — Antoine De Saint-Exupery

The separate parts make no carriage. — Laozi

He had on a funny T-shirt, as usual. Today's featured acartoon figure running from a giant T. rex, and it read EXERCISE: SOME MOTIVATIONREQUIRED. — Rachel Caine

Free is one that breaks the chains of one's mind and surrenders to that which gives absence of fear. — Tambre Bryant

Call us the future from your past. — Fred Schneider

No doing without some ruing. — Sigrid Undset

Just remember that a pat on the back is only 18 inches from a kick in the behind. — Rex W. Tillerson

There's a little bit of magic in every box! — Adam Rex

It's well we cannot hear the screams we make in other people's dreams. — Edward Gorey

Being powerful means shifting our minds away from our troubles and into solution-thinking. — Bryant McGill

I'm praying for you, Mary. I want you to live forever. — Truman Capote

Polly Esther Doe was born at 8:03 a.m. on August 14. — Adam Rex

I spy, with my little eye, something that starts with ... G."
"Sausages. — Adam Rex

Never, ever, ever give 100% in anything you do ... Always give more! — Rich Barnes

He spun out enough toilet paper to vandalize a house and carefully cleaned the seat. — Adam Rex

I've been very luckily - I bought a house, I work, my life's been very blessed. I thought it would be funny to exaggerate the non-working side. — Simon Rex

He crowned her with roses, girded her with verbena, in the costume of an amorous holocaust. — Josephin Peladan