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Funny T Rex Quotes By Suzanne Collins: That was Mahogany!!

That was Mahogany!! — Suzanne Collins

Funny T Rex Quotes By Jared Diamond: Why you white man have so much cargo

Why you white man have so much cargo and we New Guineans have so little? (asked Yali) — Jared Diamond

Funny T Rex Quotes By Adam Rex: What part of Canada are you from, honey?""THE

What part of Canada are you from, honey?"
"THE LEFT PART," said Jay. — Adam Rex

Funny T Rex Quotes By Arthur Schopenhauer: Night gives a black look to everything, whatever

Night gives a black look to everything, whatever it may be. — Arthur Schopenhauer

Funny T Rex Quotes By John Locke: Truths are not the better nor the worse

Truths are not the better nor the worse for their obviousness or difficulty, but their value is to be measured by their usefulness and tendency. — John Locke

Funny T Rex Quotes By Jane Gardam: I hate the idea of sequels. I think

I hate the idea of sequels. I think you should be able to do it in one book. — Jane Gardam

Funny T Rex Quotes By Adam Rex: Sneaky would be a lime-green Volkswagen. Nobody would

Sneaky would be a lime-green Volkswagen. Nobody would suspect the assassins in the lime-green Volkswagen. — Adam Rex

Funny T Rex Quotes By Adam Rex: A row of tables manned by seated, serious

A row of tables manned by seated, serious women. Each woman looked like she could be someone's least-favourite aunt. — Adam Rex

Funny T Rex Quotes By Adam Rex: There you go. Perfect. And can you still

There you go. Perfect. And can you still throw up at will like you could in sixth grade? That would be good. — Adam Rex

Funny T Rex Quotes By Adam Rex: Sorry I'm late, Ms. Egami said to the

Sorry I'm late, Ms. Egami said to the class. She dropped her papers, which scattered in that special way papers do when one is running late. — Adam Rex

Funny T Rex Quotes By Adam Rex: Then it suddenly and theatrically began to clean

Then it suddenly and theatrically began to clean itself in the way cats do when they want you to know what a big deal you aren't. — Adam Rex

Funny T Rex Quotes By Adam Rex: Scottish Play Doe was born at 4:13 a.m.

Scottish Play Doe was born at 4:13 a.m. on September 6th. The ink was barely dry on his father's new tattoo. — Adam Rex

Funny T Rex Quotes By Adam Rex: They can't expect anyone to actually pay for

They can't expect anyone to actually pay for a shirt that says, 'I (picture of an elephant) the San Diego Zoo.' What does that even mean? — Adam Rex

Funny T Rex Quotes By Adam Rex: The United States was a big country where

The United States was a big country where everybody wore funny t-shirts and ate too much. — Adam Rex

Funny T Rex Quotes By Antoine De Saint-Exupery: The aeroplane has unveiled for us the true

The aeroplane has unveiled for us the true face of the earth. — Antoine De Saint-Exupery

Funny T Rex Quotes By Laozi: The separate parts make no carriage.

The separate parts make no carriage. — Laozi

Funny T Rex Quotes By Rachel Caine: He had on a funny T-shirt, as usual.

He had on a funny T-shirt, as usual. Today's featured acartoon figure running from a giant T. rex, and it read EXERCISE: SOME MOTIVATIONREQUIRED. — Rachel Caine

Funny T Rex Quotes By Tambre Bryant: Free is one that breaks the chains of

Free is one that breaks the chains of one's mind and surrenders to that which gives absence of fear. — Tambre Bryant

Funny T Rex Quotes By Fred Schneider: Call us the future from your past.

Call us the future from your past. — Fred Schneider

Funny T Rex Quotes By Sigrid Undset: No doing without some ruing.

No doing without some ruing. — Sigrid Undset

Funny T Rex Quotes By Rex W. Tillerson: Just remember that a pat on the back

Just remember that a pat on the back is only 18 inches from a kick in the behind. — Rex W. Tillerson

Funny T Rex Quotes By Adam Rex: There's a little bit of magic in every

There's a little bit of magic in every box! — Adam Rex

Funny T Rex Quotes By Edward Gorey: It's well we cannot hear the screams we

It's well we cannot hear the screams we make in other people's dreams. — Edward Gorey

Funny T Rex Quotes By Bryant McGill: Being powerful means shifting our minds away from

Being powerful means shifting our minds away from our troubles and into solution-thinking. — Bryant McGill

Funny T Rex Quotes By Truman Capote: I'm praying for you, Mary. I want you

I'm praying for you, Mary. I want you to live forever. — Truman Capote

Funny T Rex Quotes By Adam Rex: Polly Esther Doe was born at 8:03 a.m.

Polly Esther Doe was born at 8:03 a.m. on August 14. — Adam Rex

Funny T Rex Quotes By Adam Rex: I spy, with my little eye, something that

I spy, with my little eye, something that starts with ... G."
"Sausages. — Adam Rex

Funny T Rex Quotes By Rich Barnes: Never, ever, ever give 100% in anything you

Never, ever, ever give 100% in anything you do ... Always give more! — Rich Barnes

Funny T Rex Quotes By Adam Rex: He spun out enough toilet paper to vandalize

He spun out enough toilet paper to vandalize a house and carefully cleaned the seat. — Adam Rex

Funny T Rex Quotes By Simon Rex: I've been very luckily - I bought a

I've been very luckily - I bought a house, I work, my life's been very blessed. I thought it would be funny to exaggerate the non-working side. — Simon Rex

Funny T Rex Quotes By Josephin Peladan: He crowned her with roses, girded her with

He crowned her with roses, girded her with verbena, in the costume of an amorous holocaust. — Josephin Peladan