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I look crazy, but I'm not. And the funny thing is, that other people don't look crazy, but they are.
— Eden Ahbez
I can't imagine actually singing on this show like I did on 'Felicity', but it would be kind of funny.
— Amy Jo Johnson
I can't really say I'm batting badly. I'm not batting long enough to be batting badly
— Greg Chappell
Comedy wasn't something I chose - it chose me. I was just inherently funny when I was a kid.
— Pauly Shore
Mary Decker Slaney, the world greatest front runner, I shouldn't be surprised to see her at the front
— Ron Pickering
Woah, their gorgeous not so fast I haven't even catched your name or your number - Jaxson Evans
— Brit Gosik
I really hate it when people want to kill me. It makes me think they don't want to be friends. - Raven from Blood of Prey
— R.J. Dennis
Some actors try to play parts and do things they can't do. Being funny is one of them. Being funny's hard.
— Tom Sizemore
Why don't you say "What?" if you like to sleep with your own sister.
— The Undertaker
If you are doing stand-up comedy, you have to be confident in what you are doing. That doesn't mean just because you are confident you are funny.
— Judah Friedlander
I don't want want to go to jail, I'm fragile.
— Adam Sandler
That is a fart without wind ... in reference to when you can't back up what you say. very funny.
— Faye Kellerman
It wasn't love at first sight. It took a full five minutes.
— Lucille Ball
Don't be a luddy-duddy! Don't be a mooncalf! Don't be a jabbernowl! You're not those, are you?
— W.C. Fields
When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle. THEY'RE ON TV! — Homer
I've got a friend whose nickname is "Shagger". You might think that's pretty cool. She doesn't like it.
— Jimmy Carr
I don't recognize you - I've changed a lot.
— Oscar Wilde
No, I don't want you to leave. I'm just grabbing your coat and nudging your toward the door for fun #AHOLE
— A.O. Storm
So far, at least, I haven't found a way to tell my kind of stories without making them both sad and funny.
— Todd Solondz
This wonderful, sexy, funny guy was completely psychotic. And I was still holding his hand.Even more surprisingly, I still didn't want to let go. — Katherine Pine
I think it's funny how life can lead you down certain paths which you wouldn't have taken otherwise.
— Giovanna Fletcher
If there is a god maybe it rewards those who don't believe on the basis of insufficient evidenceand punishes those who do. — Peter Boghossian
No such word as can't. No such word as babagoozle neither!
— Charlie Higson
I don't really have funny things to say about politics. I wish I did, but I don't.
— Janeane Garofalo
People are funny. They often don't mean to be, and that's what makes it even more endearing.
— Jennifer Lee
while there's a lot that I don't know about the world, I do know that kids have a funny way of helping you keep things in perspective.
— Nicholas Sparks
I never thought I was funny. I don't THINK funny.
— Lucille Ball
I don't know whose bright idea it was to turn the prom into a masquerade ball, but whoever it was, I'm going to kick them in the balls for it.
— Melyssa Winchester
I didn't grow up identifying with beauty. I grew up thinking I could be smart and funny - those are the things I got feedback on.
— Lauren Graham
I love people; it's mankind I can't stand.
— Charles M. Schulz
Funny, that. For so long Wormwood had desired the throne and then, when he'd had it, it hadn't been worth desiring after all.
— John Connolly
The idea that you can't be attractive and funny at the same time is something that I hate.
— Emma Stone
Why are you wearing a T-shirt under your other T-shirt?" Livvy asked."In case one of them is stolen," Marked said, as it were entirely normal. — Cassandra Clare
What you're experiencing isn't a dry spell. It's a dust bowl. Tell me, do you find cob webs in there every time you get yourself off?
— Parker S. Huntington
Are you . . . lost?" "Not really," she told him. "We just don't know where we're going. — Joel N. Ross
A comedy isn't about being funny ... a comedy is about characters who dare to know that they may choose a happy ending after all.
— Gary D. Schmidt
We drink to those who love us, we drink to those who don't. We drink to those who fuck us, and fuck those who don't!
— Tamsyn Bester
Pity, I've learned, is like a fart. You can tolerate your own, but you simply can't stand anyone else's.
— Jonathan Tropper
Miguel: Merle? What kind of hick name is that? I wouldn't name my dog Merle.
— The Walking Dead
Bless your heart, they don't mindthey're exceedingly
kind
They don't blame you
as long as you're funny! — W.S. Gilbert
I like funny things, but I don't find myself particularly funny.
— Chris Messina
Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that's who you are. Don't try to be someone that society wants you to be, that's stupid. So be yourself
— Christina Grimmie
You can't be funny unless you're tragic, and you can't be tragic unless you're funny.
— Elaine Stritch
She already had a headache-she didn't want to add 'get tortured' to today's to-do list.
— C.C. Hunter
Dear Hotel People: We don't need a cheeseball clock-radio. WE NEED PLACES TO PLUG STUFF IN. Thank you.
— Dave Barry
You catch more flies with honey, ever heard of that?" He shrugged. "I don't like flies. They're annoying." He grinned "I'd rather catch hell.
— Heather Hildenbrand
Get in my way again, boy, and you're going to learn that Velkan isn't the only one in this family who has fangs. Retta to Viktor
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
Chomsky is a pencil-and-paper theoretician who wouldn't know Jabba the Hutt from the Cookie Monster,
— Steven Pinker
Be careful, though.""Aren't I always?"
"No, I think the word for how you usually are is 'reckless. — Veronica Roth
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
— Jerry Seinfeld
Groupies will give you Chlamydia, Edward.""Right, Virg. Groupies throw underwear on stage. They don't throw flowers. — Andrew Barger
Moving on was going to require leaving the woods and getting a friend set that didn't have gray hairs, hip replacements and a few false teeth.
— Rebecca Brooks
Leaving knots untied and scattering seeds to distract them will only work on vampires with OCD.
— Molly Harper
Zombies, deadheads, corpsicles. What's the difference? They don't care. They don't have feelings to hurt.
— Daniel Waters
Purple Haze all in my brain, lately things don't seem the same. Actin' funny but I don't know why. 'Scuse me while I kiss the sky.
— Jimi Hendrix
I've never been bothered with my conduct. I've only been bothered by people that don't get it correct when they gossip about me.
— Shannon L. Alder
Mitt Romney had a horse competing in the Olympics. He didn't win. But next year, he'll be competing in 'Dancing with the Stars.'
— David Letterman
I recommend you don't attend the wheat and chaff bonfire.
— M.J. McGuire
Well, I don't know how to break this to you, but I think they might have noticed we broke into Gringotts.
— J.K. Rowling
Why it's simply impassible!Alice: Why, don't you mean impossible?
Door: No, I do mean impassible. (chuckles) Nothing's impossible! — Lewis Carroll
I hate arrows. They try to tell me which direction to go. It's like "I ain't going that way, line with two thirds of a triangle on the end!"
— Mitch Hedberg
I have a rule: I prefer anyone who doesn't try to kill me to anyone who does. I'm funny that way.
— China Mieville
He can't get broke so long as he is stuffed with money.
— L. Frank Baum
To the man on crutches, dressed in camouflage, who stole my wallet ... you can hide but you can't run.
— Milton Jones
I don't hold water with that theory
— Ron Greenwood