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I look crazy, but I'm not. And the funny thing is, that other people don't look crazy, but they are. — Eden Ahbez

I can't imagine actually singing on this show like I did on 'Felicity', but it would be kind of funny. — Amy Jo Johnson

I can't really say I'm batting badly. I'm not batting long enough to be batting badly — Greg Chappell

Comedy wasn't something I chose - it chose me. I was just inherently funny when I was a kid. — Pauly Shore

Mary Decker Slaney, the world greatest front runner, I shouldn't be surprised to see her at the front — Ron Pickering

You're 40 and he's 22. Do you have to marry him? Couldn't you just adopt him? — Ann Dunham

Woah, their gorgeous not so fast I haven't even catched your name or your number - Jaxson Evans — Brit Gosik

I really hate it when people want to kill me. It makes me think they don't want to be friends. - Raven from Blood of Prey — R.J. Dennis

My friend named his car. And I don't want to be judgemental, but ... what a dork. — Demetri Martin

If it weren't for physics and law enforcement, I'd be unstoppable. — Darynda Jones

Dammit Sir, it's your duty to get married. You can't always be living for pleasure! — Oscar Wilde

I mean, my age is just a number. So what if you were born in the era when they still used rotary phones and cassette tapes? I think it's cute. — T.S. Krupa

The doctor looked at my cardiogram and made that "hmmmm" noise that doctors are taught in medical school so they won't come right out and say "UH-oh!" — Dave Barry

We weren't really friends yet, just knowers of each other's secret stuff. — M. Beth Bloom

I'm so careless that now i don't even care if i cared about you. — Me

Some actors try to play parts and do things they can't do. Being funny is one of them. Being funny's hard. — Tom Sizemore

Why don't you say "What?" if you like to sleep with your own sister. — The Undertaker

So, funny story. There are fairies? In the Dark Woods. And I might have pissed off their king."
There was silence. Then, "Of course you did. — T.J. Klune

It's funny, there aren't too many musicians that also moonlight as studio engineers. There's a few - the really brilliant ones. — Dave Grohl

If you are doing stand-up comedy, you have to be confident in what you are doing. That doesn't mean just because you are confident you are funny. — Judah Friedlander

I don't want want to go to jail, I'm fragile. — Adam Sandler

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. — Jeff Valdez

That is a fart without wind ... in reference to when you can't back up what you say. very funny. — Faye Kellerman

It wasn't love at first sight. It took a full five minutes. — Lucille Ball

Don't be a luddy-duddy! Don't be a mooncalf! Don't be a jabbernowl! You're not those, are you? — W.C. Fields

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a
bottle. THEY'RE ON TV! — Homer

I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. 'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said. So I suggested the kitchen. — Red Skelton

I've got a friend whose nickname is "Shagger". You might think that's pretty cool. She doesn't like it. — Jimmy Carr

I don't recognize you - I've changed a lot. — Oscar Wilde

Girls, if a boy says something that isn't funny, you don't have to laugh. — Amy Poehler

I didn't believe in reincarnation in my past life, and I still don't. — Woody Allen

No, I don't want you to leave. I'm just grabbing your coat and nudging your toward the door for fun #AHOLE — A.O. Storm

I firmly believe that if you can't fool all of the people all of the time you should start breeding them for stupidity. - Weisshaupt — Dave Sim

So far, at least, I haven't found a way to tell my kind of stories without making them both sad and funny. — Todd Solondz

There's a fear that I don't think people are interested in my actual opinion. I just think people are interested in me being funny. — Nick Thune

This wonderful, sexy, funny guy was completely psychotic. And I was still holding his hand.
Even more surprisingly, I still didn't want to let go. — Katherine Pine

I think it's funny how life can lead you down certain paths which you wouldn't have taken otherwise. — Giovanna Fletcher

If there is a god maybe it rewards those who don't believe on the basis of insufficient evidence
and punishes those who do. — Peter Boghossian

No such word as can't. No such word as babagoozle neither! — Charlie Higson

I don't really have funny things to say about politics. I wish I did, but I don't. — Janeane Garofalo

People are funny. They often don't mean to be, and that's what makes it even more endearing. — Jennifer Lee

while there's a lot that I don't know about the world, I do know that kids have a funny way of helping you keep things in perspective. — Nicholas Sparks

I think I throw the ball as hard as anyone. The ball just doesn't get there as fast. — Eddie Bane

If you want to say, Lucia, there is no inside of the park benches, I won't argue with you. But, then you have to say where the pigeons come from. — Jesse Ball

I never thought I was funny. I don't THINK funny. — Lucille Ball

I bowl so slowly that if I don't like a ball I can run after it and bring it back — James M. Barrie

I don't know whose bright idea it was to turn the prom into a masquerade ball, but whoever it was, I'm going to kick them in the balls for it. — Melyssa Winchester

I didn't grow up identifying with beauty. I grew up thinking I could be smart and funny - those are the things I got feedback on. — Lauren Graham

I love people; it's mankind I can't stand. — Charles M. Schulz

Funny, that. For so long Wormwood had desired the throne and then, when he'd had it, it hadn't been worth desiring after all. — John Connolly

The idea that you can't be attractive and funny at the same time is something that I hate. — Emma Stone

Why are you wearing a T-shirt under your other T-shirt?" Livvy asked.
"In case one of them is stolen," Marked said, as it were entirely normal. — Cassandra Clare

If I didn't have some kind of education, then I wouldn't be able to count my money. — Missy Elliot

What you're experiencing isn't a dry spell. It's a dust bowl. Tell me, do you find cob webs in there every time you get yourself off? — Parker S. Huntington

Are you . . . lost?"
"Not really," she told him. "We just don't know where we're going. — Joel N. Ross

It doesn't matter what your boss thinks as long as he doesn't cry. — Gerry Geek

A comedy isn't about being funny ... a comedy is about characters who dare to know that they may choose a happy ending after all. — Gary D. Schmidt

We drink to those who love us, we drink to those who don't. We drink to those who fuck us, and fuck those who don't! — Tamsyn Bester

Good night. Don't let the boogeyman bite"

"Mindy, there is no boogeyman, "I said as I snuggled in to bed, " I hauled Carl in years ago. — Kate Danley

Pity, I've learned, is like a fart. You can tolerate your own, but you simply can't stand anyone else's. — Jonathan Tropper

Miguel: Merle? What kind of hick name is that? I wouldn't name my dog Merle. — The Walking Dead

Bless your heart, they don't mind
they're exceedingly
kind
They don't blame you
as long as you're funny! — W.S. Gilbert

Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional funny guy. — Chris Rock

I like funny things, but I don't find myself particularly funny. — Chris Messina

Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that's who you are. Don't try to be someone that society wants you to be, that's stupid. So be yourself — Christina Grimmie

You can't be funny unless you're tragic, and you can't be tragic unless you're funny. — Elaine Stritch

In Hollywood if you don't have a shrink, people think you're crazy. — Johnny Carson

She already had a headache-she didn't want to add 'get tortured' to today's to-do list. — C.C. Hunter

Dear Hotel People: We don't need a cheeseball clock-radio. WE NEED PLACES TO PLUG STUFF IN. Thank you. — Dave Barry

I don't think of any sentence as a "one-liner", but I do pay attention to how people actually speak when they are being funny. Rhythm is key. — Lorrie Moore

You'd got a baseball game, or a football game, basketball game, "USA! USA! USA!" Hey, calm down! Got a little German on it, don't you think? — Chris Rock

You catch more flies with honey, ever heard of that?" He shrugged. "I don't like flies. They're annoying." He grinned "I'd rather catch hell. — Heather Hildenbrand

Get in my way again, boy, and you're going to learn that Velkan isn't the only one in this family who has fangs. Retta to Viktor — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Chomsky is a pencil-and-paper theoretician who wouldn't know Jabba the Hutt from the Cookie Monster, — Steven Pinker

Be careful, though."
"Aren't I always?"
"No, I think the word for how you usually are is 'reckless. — Veronica Roth

Is that a rule? Do you have a rule that you can't kiss people in the morning? — Holly Hood

I see some people with glasses here, I trust people with glasses, don't you? But if you're wearing your glasses like this ... "Get away from 'em!" — Jim Gaffigan

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success? — Jerry Seinfeld

Groupies will give you Chlamydia, Edward."
"Right, Virg. Groupies throw underwear on stage. They don't throw flowers. — Andrew Barger

Moving on was going to require leaving the woods and getting a friend set that didn't have gray hairs, hip replacements and a few false teeth. — Rebecca Brooks

Leaving knots untied and scattering seeds to distract them will only work on vampires with OCD. — Molly Harper

Zombies, deadheads, corpsicles. What's the difference? They don't care. They don't have feelings to hurt. — Daniel Waters

Purple Haze all in my brain, lately things don't seem the same. Actin' funny but I don't know why. 'Scuse me while I kiss the sky. — Jimi Hendrix

The way he's swinging the bat, he won't get a hit until the 20th century. — Jerry Coleman

Most of the people I admire, they usually smell funny and don't get out much. It's true. Most of them are either dead or not feeling well. — Tom Waits

I've never been bothered with my conduct. I've only been bothered by people that don't get it correct when they gossip about me. — Shannon L. Alder

I love practical jokes and humor. That there's frankly no joke that I don't think is funny. I love practical jokes, but I don't like being scared. — Mitt Romney

Mitt Romney had a horse competing in the Olympics. He didn't win. But next year, he'll be competing in 'Dancing with the Stars.' — David Letterman

When I'm with my friends I'm funny, but I don't feel like I'm a funny clown. — Nora Dunn

I recommend you don't attend the wheat and chaff bonfire. — M.J. McGuire

The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear's huge jaws. I wouldn't even try that with my agent. — Bob Hope

Well, I don't know how to break this to you, but I think they might have noticed we broke into Gringotts. — J.K. Rowling

Why it's simply impassible!
Alice: Why, don't you mean impossible?
Door: No, I do mean impassible. (chuckles) Nothing's impossible! — Lewis Carroll

I hate arrows. They try to tell me which direction to go. It's like "I ain't going that way, line with two thirds of a triangle on the end!" — Mitch Hedberg

I have a rule: I prefer anyone who doesn't try to kill me to anyone who does. I'm funny that way. — China Mieville

He can't get broke so long as he is stuffed with money. — L. Frank Baum

I can't make out what they're saying; it sounds like: hiss, blah, she hiss, squeak. But the aunt appears to speak the native language. — Emma Chase

To the man on crutches, dressed in camouflage, who stole my wallet ... you can hide but you can't run. — Milton Jones

How long have you known me, Jack? And you still don't know how to spell my name. — Yogi Berra

I don't hold water with that theory — Ron Greenwood