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Funny Surprise Quotes & Sayings

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Trust me, there are things in this mountain that will make your jaw bounce off the floor. — Jaleigh Johnson

But he's the king! — Kristen Britain

There are two ways of meeting difficulties: you alter the difficulties, or you alter yourself to meet them. — Phyllis Bottome

I got into house music thanks to Dutch master mixer Ben Liebrand and my friends at school. — Armin Van Buuren

It's all about perspective, my friend. That and the ability to duck fast when life throws excrement at you."

-Maris — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Age is terrible thief. Just when you're getting the hang of life, it knocks your legs out from under you and stoops your back — Sara Gruen

The table of elements does not contain one of the most powerful elements that make up our world, and that is the element of surprise. — Lemony Snicket

She was becoming the person she'd be for her whole life. Each thing she chose contributed to that person. She didn't want to be like this. — Ann Brashares

Big surprise, I put you to sleep. Don't feel bad. It happens all the time. — Robyn Carr

Outlandish lyrics sung by smiling people in perfect harmony. Has that edge of surprise ... a little nuts and really funny. — Mick LaSalle

Funny how it kept hitting me, like each new thing was a surprise. When was I going to stop being surprised? — Stephenie Meyer

Justice is a contract of expediency, entered upon to prevent men harming or being harmed. — Epicurus

Love is also a mysterious thing: the more we share it, the more it multiplies. — Paulo Coelho

Expressing myself through language was always something that I had had to learn to do more so than others. — Maajid Nawaz

That heightened dynamic can produce interesting, funny ideas that are phrased in ways that surprise even you, as the performer. — Ted Alexandro

The power of incumbency cannot be underestimated. — Eric Swalwell

Shit a surprise, only an asshole turns down a surprise. - David — Lex Thomas

The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself. — Steve Martin

A new baby! Why, Scarlett, this is a surprise!" he laughed, leaning down to push the blanket away from Ella Lorena's small ugly face." - Rhett Butler — Margaret Mitchell

Most people want Jesus as a consultant rather than a King, and He does not come that way. — Timothy Keller

That was a funny thing about friends, Marylin thought. You could know a person practically your whole life and she could still surprise you. — Frances O'Roark Dowell

It's funny how even when you've lived with someone your whole life, they can still surprise you. — Shannon Wiersbitzky

Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. — Bobby Knight

I feel like I was in the last graduating class of commercial actors. — Nate Torrence

What in the actual hell of all nine circles of Hell was this? — J. Lynn

For it is written that if the wise man appears always stupid, his failures do not disappoint, and his success gives pleasant surprise. — Christopher Moore

History teaches us that, whatever we say, racists will always distort the words of mainstream politicians to make themselves sound more respectable. — David Blunkett

I really think guys only need two pairs of shoes. A nice pair of black shoes and a pair of Chuck Taylors. — Mindy Kaling